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Penname:ladyofthemasque [Contact]
Member Since:2004.10.17
Website:http://www.livejournal.com/users/ladyofthemasque/
Stories Posted:30
Reviews Posted:523
A Favorite Author of:1642 members
Favorite Stories:143
Favorite Authors:7
All of my fanfics, here and at other locations, are works of parody only and are not intended to create profit for myself in any way. (Parodies are allowable under US Law, the country in which I write them.) I catch anyone trying to sell my fanfics (or my original fics, for that matter) or plagiarizing them as their own in any way, and I will reinvent the meaning of the name 'Death Eater' to an unpleasant, uncivilized degree.

I do promise to clean up any characters, locations, and other information I borrow for use in my parodies, and I will return them to the locations where I found them. Eventually.

My works are also posted over at RestrictedSection.org (aka RS.org), at PetulantPoetess, and at Literotica.com, under the same pen-name of "Ladyofthemasque". I have a groupsite called the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF, if anyone is interested in dropping by and saying "Hi!"...

I also have a personal website for my published works if anyone is interested: JeanJohnson.net. You can find descriptions of my original publications, links to stores where they can be bought, and other information at the site.

(One last thing: flamers of my fics will have the ignomy of seeing their overheated words used to toast marshmallows for my fans. Yes, all 3 of you, of the 6,000 whom have positively reviewed so far...)~Lotm

Stories by ladyofthemasque (30)Favorite Stories (143)Favorite Authors (7)


A Beautiful Sight by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 62]
In the eyes of the beholder, even a fetish is worth 100 words of praise...

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 02/04/2005 Updated: 02/06/2005
Word Count: 101 Completed: Yes

A Christmas Cauldron by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 64]
How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 01/10/2005 Updated: 01/10/2005
Word Count: 4481 Completed: Yes

Acrostic and Alliterative Love by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 41]
The results of my rising to the challenge of composing acrostics and alliterations, written (naturally) in praise of the Severus/Hermione relationship. Enjoy!

Poetry
Genres: Fluff, General, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 03/18/2005 Updated: 03/20/2005
Word Count: 630 Completed: Yes

An Army of Snapes by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 466]
Hermione suffers a chocolate-frog accident, Severus suffers the hiccups, and Snape (& Snape & Snape & Snape & Snape, ad singultium) suffer existential needs…

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 03/08/2005 Updated: 03/09/2005
Word Count: 61053 Completed: Yes

Birthdays by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 43]
Two 100-word ficlets on the importance of selecting the perfect gift for the birthday of a beloved...

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Fluff, General, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 02/17/2005 Updated: 02/19/2005
Word Count: 359 Completed: Yes

Bottle (Hermione) by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 129]
A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. Hermione’s point-of-view. Companion story to JustJeanette’s “Bottle (Severus)” **Editing update**

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Angst, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 01/12/2005 Updated: 12/02/2005
Word Count: 47561 Completed: No

Bound To Answer by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 36]
100 words of how to properly respond when tied up in unusual circumstances...

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: BDSM
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 04/01/2005 Updated: 04/01/2005
Word Count: 144 Completed: Yes

Clawing My Eyes Out by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 64]
Please Read & Review. It'll make a nice eulogy for after I drop dead from the shock of writing and submitting this travesty of murdered prose...

Challenge fics > Makeover Ho!Mione Challenges
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 08/29/2005 Updated: 09/03/2005
Word Count: 2233 Completed: Yes

Crossing The Line by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 158]
On the eve of battle, is it permissible to cross certain lines? Is it forgivable?

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 05/03/2005 Updated: 05/12/2005
Word Count: 17425 Completed: Yes

Do You Think I'm Pretty? by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 87]
100 words of why 'No' should always be explained.

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, General, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 11/03/2005 Updated: 11/04/2005
Word Count: 134 Completed: Yes

Dressed In Black Again by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 12]
The seductive qualities and nuances of our favourite colour, in 100 words of freeverse...

Poetry
Genres: Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 02/01/2005 Updated: 02/03/2005
Word Count: 339 Completed: Yes

Frogs In Winter 01 by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 157]
Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!

Humor
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 01/11/2005 Updated: 01/11/2005
Word Count: 15157 Completed: Yes

Herovillainy by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 17]
100-word drabble challenges given to me by Herovillain (compiled from previous posts)

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, General, Drama, Angst, Action/Adventure, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Character, Death, HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 02/12/2006 Updated: 02/12/2006
Word Count: 1001 Completed: Yes

I Have A Secret by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 186]
Professor Snape is missing, and Hermione is asked to fill in as Potions Mistress until he is found.

Romance
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 02/02/2005 Updated: 02/04/2005
Word Count: 23845 Completed: Yes

In Time by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 66]
A tale of fate versus self-determinism.

Romance
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, Drama, Action/Adventure, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: BDSM, Implied, Character, Death, DH, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 07/26/2008 Updated: 07/27/2008
Word Count: 39478 Completed: Yes

Luscious Red Riding Hood by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 64]
Lotm's entry into the Lost In A Book Challenge...

Humor
Genres: Parody, Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Drama, Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Character, Death, HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 04/09/2006 Updated: 04/09/2006
Word Count: 13959 Completed: Yes

Manchecouerum by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 142]
Hermione gets hit with an experimental potion, and finds herself hexed into wearing her heart on her sleeve...literally.

Fluff
Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 05/25/2005 Updated: 05/30/2005
Word Count: 8815 Completed: Yes

Matrimony by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 271]
An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 01/13/2005 Updated: 01/14/2005
Word Count: 25033 Completed: Yes

Mirror of Desire by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 23]
What does Hermione see in the mirror? Precisely 100 words of her heart's desire...

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 01/14/2005 Updated: 01/16/2005
Word Count: 102 Completed: Yes

Oh Goddess by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 20]
100 words of why Hermione is a Goddess, in Severus' eyes...a response to NotSoSaintly's "Begging for More", which is a response to my "Bound to Answer" (and if that doesn't confuse you...)

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: BDSM
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 04/01/2005 Updated: 04/01/2005
Word Count: 110 Completed: Yes

Pirate by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 121]
Hermione’s secret hobby…

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, Action/Adventure, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: BDSM, Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 06/05/2005 Updated: 06/09/2005
Word Count: 10567 Completed: Yes

Politically Correct by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 53]
100 words of why you really need to pick and chose your words carefully.

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Humor, General, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 10/22/2005 Updated: 10/24/2005
Word Count: 103 Completed: Yes

She'd Been Crying by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 49]
How to deal with a woman's tears, in 100 words.

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 03/25/2005 Updated: 03/26/2005
Word Count: 114 Completed: Yes

Smoothly by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 34]
Hermione helps Severus with his technique in 100 words...

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 06/27/2005 Updated: 06/28/2005
Word Count: 161 Completed: Yes

The Beast by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 162]
An SS/HG twist on an old tale.

Romance
Genres: Fluff, General, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 03/05/2005 Updated: 03/05/2005
Word Count: 6555 Completed: Yes

The Gift by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 16]
Severus contemplates giving a very personal gift in 100 words.

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 05/10/2007 Updated: 05/10/2007
Word Count: 114 Completed: No

The Page 394 Challenge by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 49]
Doomspark gave me this perverse little plot-bunny idea. Read the challenge rules at the beginning, and you'll understand why I'm having so much fun blaming him for this one...

Fluff
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 03/18/2005 Updated: 03/26/2005
Word Count: 2302 Completed: Yes

The Truth by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 46]
Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)

Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 05/03/2007 Updated: 05/03/2007
Word Count: 7198 Completed: Yes

Victories & Celebrations by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 30]
Herein lie the victories that come from honorable intentions, and the celebrations that occur because of them. This is a prologue/epilogue of sorts to Pearle's "Delusions of Grandeur", but can stand on its own.

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 06/28/2005 Updated: 06/29/2005
Word Count: 5603 Completed: Yes

Walking Into A Bar by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 46]
Hermione walks into a bar...with a little "help".

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 04/26/2005 Updated: 05/02/2005
Word Count: 112 Completed: Yes

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