| Penname: | ladyofthemasque [Contact] | | Member Since: | 2004.10.17 | | Website: | http://www.livejournal.com/users/ladyofthemasque/ | | Stories Posted: | 30 | | Reviews Posted: | 523 | | A Favorite Author of: | 1745 members | | Favorite Stories: | 143 | | Favorite Authors: | 7 | All of my fanfics, here and at other locations, are works of parody only and are not intended to create profit for myself in any way. (Parodies are allowable under US Law, the country in which I write them.) I catch anyone trying to sell my fanfics (or my original fics, for that matter) or plagiarizing them as their own in any way, and I will reinvent the meaning of the name 'Death Eater' to an unpleasant, uncivilized degree.
I do promise to clean up any characters, locations, and other information I borrow for use in my parodies, and I will return them to the locations where I found them. Eventually.
My works are also posted over at RestrictedSection.org (aka RS.org), at PetulantPoetess, and at Literotica.com, under the same pen-name of "Ladyofthemasque". I have a groupsite called the Mob of Irate Torch Wielding Fans, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MoITWF, if anyone is interested in dropping by and saying "Hi!"...
I also have a personal website for my published works if anyone is interested: JeanJohnson.net. You can find descriptions of my original publications, links to stores where they can be bought, and other information at the site.
(One last thing: flamers of my fics will have the ignomy of seeing their overheated words used to toast marshmallows for my fans. Yes, all 3 of you, of the 6,000 whom have positively reviewed so far...)~Lotm |
A Christmas Cauldron by ladyofthemasque   [Reviews - 65]
How would Snape react, if he were forced to watch a certain favorite Muggle Christmas tale?
| Romance |
| Genres: Fluff, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 01/10/2005 |
Updated: 01/10/2005 |
| Word Count: 4481 |
Completed: Yes |
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Acrostic and Alliterative Love by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 41]
The results of my rising to the challenge of composing acrostics and alliterations, written (naturally) in praise of the Severus/Hermione relationship. Enjoy!
| Poetry |
| Genres: Fluff, General, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 03/18/2005 |
Updated: 03/20/2005 |
| Word Count: 630 |
Completed: Yes |
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An Army of Snapes by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 473]
Hermione suffers a chocolate-frog accident, Severus suffers the hiccups, and Snape (& Snape & Snape & Snape & Snape, ad singultium) suffer existential needs…
| Romance |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Menage a trois, Romance |
| Warnings: Slash |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 8
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| Published: 03/08/2005 |
Updated: 03/09/2005 |
| Word Count: 61053 |
Completed: Yes |
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Birthdays by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 43]
Two 100-word ficlets on the importance of selecting the perfect gift for the birthday of a beloved...
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Fluff, General, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 02/17/2005 |
Updated: 02/19/2005 |
| Word Count: 359 |
Completed: Yes |
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Bottle (Hermione) by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 130]
A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. Hermione’s point-of-view. Companion story to JustJeanette’s “Bottle (Severus)” **Editing update**
| Porn Without Plot |
| Genres: Humor, Angst, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: Non-consensual Sex |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 6
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| Published: 01/12/2005 |
Updated: 12/02/2005 |
| Word Count: 47561 |
Completed: No |
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Bound To Answer by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 37]
100 words of how to properly respond when tied up in unusual circumstances...
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: BDSM |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 04/01/2005 |
Updated: 04/01/2005 |
| Word Count: 144 |
Completed: Yes |
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Clawing My Eyes Out by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 64]
Please Read & Review. It'll make a nice eulogy for after I drop dead from the shock of writing and submitting this travesty of murdered prose...
| Challenge fics > Makeover Ho!Mione Challenges |
| Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: HBP, Spoilers |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 08/29/2005 |
Updated: 09/03/2005 |
| Word Count: 2233 |
Completed: Yes |
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Crossing The Line by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 159]
On the eve of battle, is it permissible to cross certain lines? Is it forgivable?
| Porn Without Plot |
| Genres: Fluff, Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 2
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| Published: 05/03/2005 |
Updated: 05/12/2005 |
| Word Count: 17425 |
Completed: Yes |
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Dressed In Black Again by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 12]
The seductive qualities and nuances of our favourite colour, in 100 words of freeverse...
| Poetry |
| Genres: Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 02/01/2005 |
Updated: 02/03/2005 |
| Word Count: 339 |
Completed: Yes |
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Frogs In Winter 01 by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 158]
Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!
| Humor |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 2
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| Published: 01/11/2005 |
Updated: 01/11/2005 |
| Word Count: 15157 |
Completed: Yes |
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Herovillainy by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 17]
100-word drabble challenges given to me by Herovillain (compiled from previous posts)
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, General, Drama, Angst, Action/Adventure, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: Character, Death, HBP, Spoilers |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 02/12/2006 |
Updated: 02/12/2006 |
| Word Count: 1001 |
Completed: Yes |
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I Have A Secret by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 186]
Professor Snape is missing, and Hermione is asked to fill in as Potions Mistress until he is found.
| Romance |
| Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Romance |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 3
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| Published: 02/02/2005 |
Updated: 02/04/2005 |
| Word Count: 23845 |
Completed: Yes |
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In Time by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 68]
A tale of fate versus self-determinism.
| Romance |
| Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, Drama, Action/Adventure, Romance, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: BDSM, Implied, Character, Death, DH, Spoilers |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 8
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| Published: 07/26/2008 |
Updated: 07/27/2008 |
| Word Count: 39478 |
Completed: Yes |
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Luscious Red Riding Hood by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 64]
Lotm's entry into the Lost In A Book Challenge...
| Humor |
| Genres: Parody, Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Drama, Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: Character, Death, HBP, Spoilers |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 2
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| Published: 04/09/2006 |
Updated: 04/09/2006 |
| Word Count: 13959 |
Completed: Yes |
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Manchecouerum by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 143]
Hermione gets hit with an experimental potion, and finds herself hexed into wearing her heart on her sleeve...literally.
| Fluff |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Angst, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 05/25/2005 |
Updated: 05/30/2005 |
| Word Count: 8815 |
Completed: Yes |
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Matrimony by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 277]
An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.
| Romance |
| Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 3
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| Published: 01/13/2005 |
Updated: 01/14/2005 |
| Word Count: 25033 |
Completed: Yes |
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Mirror of Desire by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 23]
What does Hermione see in the mirror? Precisely 100 words of her heart's desire...
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 01/14/2005 |
Updated: 01/16/2005 |
| Word Count: 102 |
Completed: Yes |
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Oh Goddess by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 20]
100 words of why Hermione is a Goddess, in Severus' eyes...a response to NotSoSaintly's "Begging for More", which is a response to my "Bound to Answer" (and if that doesn't confuse you...)
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: BDSM |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 04/01/2005 |
Updated: 04/01/2005 |
| Word Count: 110 |
Completed: Yes |
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Pirate by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 121]
Hermione’s secret hobby…
| Porn Without Plot |
| Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, Action/Adventure, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: BDSM, Non-consensual Sex |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 06/05/2005 |
Updated: 06/09/2005 |
| Word Count: 10567 |
Completed: Yes |
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Politically Correct by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 53]
100 words of why you really need to pick and chose your words carefully.
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Humor, General, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 10/22/2005 |
Updated: 10/24/2005 |
| Word Count: 103 |
Completed: Yes |
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Smoothly by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 34]
Hermione helps Severus with his technique in 100 words...
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 06/27/2005 |
Updated: 06/28/2005 |
| Word Count: 161 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Beast by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 163]
An SS/HG twist on an old tale.
| Romance |
| Genres: Fluff, General, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 03/05/2005 |
Updated: 03/05/2005 |
| Word Count: 6555 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Gift by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 16]
Severus contemplates giving a very personal gift in 100 words.
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Humor, Romance |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 05/10/2007 |
Updated: 05/10/2007 |
| Word Count: 114 |
Completed: No |
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The Page 394 Challenge by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 49]
Doomspark gave me this perverse little plot-bunny idea. Read the challenge rules at the beginning, and you'll understand why I'm having so much fun blaming him for this one...
| Fluff |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 03/18/2005 |
Updated: 03/26/2005 |
| Word Count: 2302 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Truth by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 50]
Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 05/03/2007 |
Updated: 05/03/2007 |
| Word Count: 7198 |
Completed: Yes |
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Victories & Celebrations by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 30]
Herein lie the victories that come from honorable intentions, and the celebrations that occur because of them. This is a prologue/epilogue of sorts to Pearle's "Delusions of Grandeur", but can stand on its own.
| Romance |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 06/28/2005 |
Updated: 06/29/2005 |
| Word Count: 5603 |
Completed: Yes |
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