| Penname: | beaweasley2 [Contact] | | Member Since: | 2007.03.22 | | Real name: | Maria Hill | | Website: | beaweasley2 | | Stories Posted: | 28 | | Reviews Posted: | 590 | | A Favorite Author of: | 471 members | | Favorite Stories: | 64 | | Favorite Authors: | 7 | I'm a native So. Cal gal, I live in California still, but I did live in Arizona for 4 years and Colorado for one.
I was born the same month that ZIP codes are introduced by the United States Postal Service, Congress passed both the Clean Air Act and the Equal Pay Act, The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock frightened movie goers and Sean Connery stars in the James Bond film From Russia With Love, , the Beatles release Please Please Me, Paul VI elected Pope, Martin Luther King, Jr. Delivers "I Have a Dream" Speech, and Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter and Severus were looking forward to their third year at Hogwarts.
Colors: blue, purple and gold, as well as green, rose and burgundy.
Pottermore sorted me into Gryffindor – to no one’s surprise who knows me well.
Passions: museums, art, galleries, dining out, movies, browsing in the antique stores when traveling, making gifts for friends and drawing. Camping to me means renting a cabin or taking your bed and bathroom with you. However, I love driving along hwy 101. I occasionally paint or do cross stitch - but I like to make up my own patterns. I've done bead work, jewelry, and clay sculpture, too. I love the magical world of Harry Potter and many other fiction series as well. But recently I’ve only been writing in the Potterverse.
I have been a writer of sorts all my life, as it gave me an active outlet for my imagination and fantasies. My first encounter with Potterverse fanfiction came during the lull between The Oder of the Phoenix and Half-blood Prince as a way to feed the craving I had for more involvement in the magical world J.K. Rowling created. Needless to say, my first attempt at fanfiction had disastrous results: I was rejected and told to find a beta. ;O
Once I did – I was in heaven. I love writing stories in this genre. I am comfortable with almost every pairing; I write everything and anything that intrigues me, even smut. lol I really enjoy taking prompts from challenges and gift exchanges. :D My first stories were centered around the Weaselys, mostly the twins—hence my penname, but I’ve branched into other pairings as well. No character is safe from my pen – I even enjoy writing about the minor characters, too!
I draw. That is that I like illustration art. I mostly use ink with color pencils, but I’ve been known to paint. Frequently my stories have my art with them. The picture in Plight-Trothed Bride, chapter 4, the picture of Severus and Hugo in If The Kitten Won’t Do It, Try The Snake, and all the art in The Enchanted Tower Room is mine for example. but to see them, I think you'll have to go to deviantART.com.
When moved – I draw or write short stories for friends and people I’ve gotten to know through fanfiction.
I have a LJ account (but I don't use it as much as I'd like - RL and all)
http://beaweasley2.livejournal.com . My art is posted on deviantArt and Photobucket under my penname as well. I hope you go and see them.
I’ve been to Mexico, London, England, and Germany and would love to return to England and Germany someday. I also want to see Greece and Italy. sigh If only I had the money… And I have a garden on my apartment balcony (14 large clay pots full of plants), and a blue Fighting fish resides in a vase on my desk.
So that’s me! I hope in time I get to meet some of you. Hugs~
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A Birthday Dinner He’d Never Forget by beaweasley2  [Reviews - 12]
Hermione is assigned as a Probations Liaison Officer for the Ministry of Magic’s Rehabilitation and Reintegration Parole Program, but believe me, she enjoys her additional duties.
| Alternate Universe |
| Genres: General, Menage a trois, Romance |
| Warnings: Slash |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 11/06/2011 |
Updated: 11/06/2011 |
| Word Count: 4037 |
Completed: Yes |
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April Fool’s Day Surprise by beaweasley2  [Reviews - 9]
Hermione decided to pull an April Fool’s Day prank on Severus in hopes of getting exactly what she wants! Could be DH compliant if Snape survived, returned to Hogwarts and you totally disregard the epilogue…
This is in response to the Aril Fool’s Day challenge issued in the story “Snape’s Laughter” by whysnapesmiles. In thanks to my terrific beta, Southern_Witch_69. Thank you so much for giving this a once over to make it presentable and for letting me play with your drabble!
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 04/04/2008 |
Updated: 04/05/2008 |
| Word Count: 751 |
Completed: Yes |
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Consequences of Meddling With Time by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 606]
Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and instructions to use it. Only, using a Time-Turner can be a little tricky if not used correctly: a mistake made in counting or a slip of the fingers can make the user jump irregularly, and thus she could accidentally alter her time line. And when such an accident happens, Severus Snape uses Hermione’s Time-Turner in order to fix a horrific wrong. However, it’s his younger self who becomes the one who must ensure that history is not altered.
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: General, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 60
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| Published: 11/14/2009 |
Updated: 12/23/2015 |
| Word Count: 437451 |
Completed: Yes |
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Field Trip With The Headmaster by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 8]
Severus accompanies Hermione to Stonehenge for a field trip for her alchemic equations – but that's not what is on his mind.
Potter_Place chat drabble 4/26/08
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Romance, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 04/28/2008 |
Updated: 04/29/2008 |
| Word Count: 434 |
Completed: Yes |
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Friendly Interruptions by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 12]
Poor Hermione. It’s the Yule Ball all over again. Sort of.
The other male in this story is unnamed, intentionally, but we know who he is.
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: General, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 04/29/2012 |
Updated: 04/29/2012 |
| Word Count: 1300 |
Completed: Yes |
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From the Shack to Quiescence by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 27]
** This story Contains DH Spoilers ***
This is an alternate plausible possibility in the story of Severus Snape regarding how the events unfolded in the Shrieking Shack and the outcome of a single act of kindnesses to a broken hero.
Twenty-two years of his life had been given over to following the desires of another; seventeen of them as Dumbledore’s man, which meant he served two masters as a servant, spy and pawn. Who could blame Severus for seeking solitude, inactivity and a life with peace, quiet and rest? Quiescence.
Carefully weaving the events begun in the Elder Wand, JK Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, (Scholastic Press, NY, 2007) pages 658-660 and evolving this into a story of survival, honor, abeyance and quiescence for a broken hero.
| Alternate Universe |
| Genres: Humor, General, Drama |
| Warnings: DH, Spoilers |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 08/10/2007 |
Updated: 08/16/2007 |
| Word Count: 6252 |
Completed: Yes |
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Happy New Year from Your Ministry of Magic by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 19]
George tries to rectify the problematic relationship between Hermione and Ron at the Ministry of Magic’s New Years gala, although, I don’t think things turned out exactly as he planned.
Written as a gift for my beta, Southern_Witch_69, as a New Years surprise, and she decided to let me share it with all of you!
| Alternate Universe |
| Genres: Humor, General |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 01/07/2011 |
Updated: 01/07/2011 |
| Word Count: 4354 |
Completed: Yes |
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Hogsmeade Halloween Moste-In-The-Spirit Competition by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 47]
Little Bella gets to decorate her home, with some expert help, while Daddy’s at Hogwarts, running things, and Mummy is at the Ministry. Guess letting George babysit the day of Halloween wasn’t such a good idea!
| Fluff |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 5
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| Published: 10/18/2008 |
Updated: 11/07/2010 |
| Word Count: 8321 |
Completed: Yes |
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If Kittens Won’t Do It, Try The Snake by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 12]
Severus has a bit of trouble watching his son with Hermione’s granddad in the house. Of course life would be easier with magic, and if the half-kneazle could be allowed in the bassinette, but no, he has to do everything the Muggle way!
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 11/04/2008 |
Updated: 11/04/2008 |
| Word Count: 943 |
Completed: Yes |
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Kitchen Duty by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 19]
Hermione gets quite a surprise when it’s her turn to clean up the dishes after dinner. Who knew that kitchen duty could be so difficult? Sorry, but this is all there is. But feel free to imagine!
This was the first of two challenges: given three words, write a drabble. The words used were: One of the golden trio (Hermione), Grimmauld Place and kitchen table
| Porn Without Plot |
| Genres: Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 11/06/2011 |
Updated: 11/06/2011 |
| Word Count: 843 |
Completed: Yes |
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Merlin Bless Befuddlement Draughts! by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 10]
A game of truth and dare leads to some very unexpected revelations!
Told in a series of drabbles, from different points of view, but I’ll see if you can figure out who’s point of view it is.
| Romance |
| Genres: Humor, General, Romance |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 01/07/2011 |
Updated: 01/07/2011 |
| Word Count: 4188 |
Completed: Yes |
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Murder, Magic, Mayhem, and Madness by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 202]
Hermione is spurned by Severus after weeks of trying to help him recover in St. Mungo’s. Devastated, she becomes betrothed to Lucius. Unfortunately, there are those still out there who resent the outcome of the Great Wizarding War, and would like to see all Muggle-borns and blood traitors punished for their defeat of Voldemort and his Death Eaters. How far will they go? More importantly, Severus has feelings for Hermione. Will he be able to win her back?
| Alternate Universe |
| Genres: Mystery/Suspense, General, Drama, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 17
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| Published: 07/11/2009 |
Updated: 11/14/2009 |
| Word Count: 89901 |
Completed: Yes |
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Painted Domain by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 17]
Harry is very disappointed that Severus’ portrait at Hogwarts remains devoid of its intended occupant, but Severus Snape has another option.
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: General |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 10/25/2009 |
Updated: 10/25/2009 |
| Word Count: 995 |
Completed: Yes |
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Playing Santa by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 29]
T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the castle, not a creature was stirring… well, not the mice at least.
| Humor |
| Genres: Humor, Romance, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 01/11/2009 |
Updated: 01/11/2009 |
| Word Count: 5410 |
Completed: Yes |
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Quite A Surprise At Grimmauld Place by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 23]
Hermione gets quite a surprise when it’s her turn to clean up the dishes after dinner. Who knew that kitchen duty could be so difficult?
Potter_Place chat drabble 4/26/08
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 04/28/2008 |
Updated: 04/29/2008 |
| Word Count: 857 |
Completed: Yes |
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Repaying The Life Debt by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 125]
This was not what Severus expected when he confronted Hermione Weasley about payment of his life debt.
A saga of SS/HG using the weekly vocabulary words given to us in the Dictionary Drabble challenges from Potter_Place.
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: General, Drama, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 20
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| Published: 04/10/2008 |
Updated: 08/30/2008 |
| Word Count: 25377 |
Completed: Yes |
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Taking the Girls Shopping by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 10]
Ever see the guys standing outside the dressing rooms at your favorite boutique? Why the heck did Severus ever agree to go in the first place? Hermione knows.
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 02/18/2009 |
Updated: 02/18/2009 |
| Word Count: 416 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Charmed Force Of A Butterfly by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 7]
Hannah Abbott sneezes in Flourish and Blotts, setting off a butterfly effect that somehow leads to people thinking Voldemort's returned.
A response based on a mini-challenge by CharmedForce at Potter Place. Write a story based on the Butterfly Effect (i.e. one butterfly could have a far-reaching ripple effect on subsequent events. Does the flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?).
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Angst, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 04/18/2008 |
Updated: 04/22/2008 |
| Word Count: 2465 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Enchanted Tower Room by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 309]
This is a SS/HG fic with a SS/LE comparison: Teenage Severus Snape and Lily find a room in the castle with a partially hidden staircase that leads them up to a private room at the top of a tower that even the Marauders don't know about.
Then twenty years later, Hermione Granger finds the room. Suddenly, she’s confronted by Severus Snape, who’s always considered tower room to be his own private little nook, and finds herself not only under the room’s spell, but must now meet the conditions of the room with the one professor that has always been her biggest enigma.
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, General, Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 25
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| Published: 04/29/2008 |
Updated: 01/19/2010 |
| Word Count: 150162 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Gift by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 12]
What can a husband get for his wife when she has everything she could ever want?
| Alternate Universe |
| Genres: Humor, General |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 12/27/2009 |
Updated: 12/27/2009 |
| Word Count: 600 |
Completed: Yes |
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The New House Banner by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 9]
Hermione has a rough day at Hogwarts. Thankfully, Severus has a solution to make things all better.
This is my Dictionary Drabble response for August 9th.
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: Humor, General, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 09/26/2008 |
Updated: 09/27/2008 |
| Word Count: 618 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Plight-Trothed Bride by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 842]
Hermione, Ginny and Luna, sharing a girl moment, decide to cast a Pairing-Plight Troth Charm on themselves for fun. Each placed in the cauldron one yesterday-today-and-tomorrow flower with sugar and spice and everything nice, and a snip, a snail and puppy-dog tail as they each said the rhyme. For Ginny, the results are exactly what she expected, and for Luna, she was only mildly surprised. However, for Hermione, the results were disastrous! She thought she’d be paired to Ron and live happily ever after. So what happened and why is she seeing Professor Snape in her dreams? He’s dead – isn’t he?
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: General, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 63
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| Published: 05/01/2008 |
Updated: 03/21/2014 |
| Word Count: 477969 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Potion Master’s Amalthea by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 107]
Hermione goes back to the Shrieking Shack, determined to bring back Snape's body. When she gets there, there is absolutely no evidence of his death. Suddenly, somebody grabs her from behind. Who is it, and what really happened to Snape?
| Alternate Universe |
| Genres: Humor, General, Drama, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 9
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| Published: 02/29/2008 |
Updated: 04/15/2008 |
| Word Count: 81708 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Self-Writing Parchment by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 690]
Hermione finds a mysterious piece of self-writing parchment in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes that writes: 'Tell me your deepest desire.' Thinking it’s a trick, she says, “I wish to see my soul mate?” and she suddenly finds herself at Severus’ feet.
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: General, Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe |
| Warnings: Abuse, Torture, Non-consensual Sex, Violence |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 44
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| Published: 10/08/2007 |
Updated: 06/24/2013 |
| Word Count: 406125 |
Completed: No |
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The Wonder Witch Love Potion #69 by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 45]
Sometimes your life simply turns upside down when you least expect it to. Hermione thought her life was all mapped out and going according to plan. Nevertheless, one night at the opera and a mysterious romantic dream may have changed things for her forever.
| Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Angst, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 7
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| Published: 11/04/2008 |
Updated: 11/10/2008 |
| Word Count: 33435 |
Completed: Yes |
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What Makes Nundu Spots? by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 11]
When a cauldron explodes during one of Professor Snape's N.E.W.T. level Potions classes, he is covered in the mess while trying to protect the dunderhead student who did it. Unable to determine what caused the potion to explode, and realizing he’d had a rather strange reaction he simply could not reverse, Severus rushed to St Mungo's. However, he’s not at all thrilled with what Healer Granger has to say about the side effects.... What were the side effects of the potion? You’ll never guess…
| Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Romance, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 03/06/2008 |
Updated: 03/07/2008 |
| Word Count: 1103 |
Completed: Yes |
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