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Penname:Hayseed [Contact]
Member Since:2004.01.22
Stories Posted:12
Reviews Posted:0
A Favorite Author of:429 members
Favorite Stories:1
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16 January 2011: I'm working on consolidating all my fic in one place. Which means that I'm not really writing anything new at this time; everything I'm uploading was written years ago!

Stories by Hayseed (12)Favorite Stories (1)Favorite Authors (0)

Congruity by Hayseed [Reviews - 18]
Phineas Nigellus doesn't usually pay any attention to the headmistress' meetings, but the latest one has piqued his interest. pre-DH; written in 2006.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 01/16/2011 Updated: 01/16/2011
Word Count: 7961 Completed: Yes

Dark Gods in the Blood by Hayseed [Reviews - 106]
A wandering student comes home, a broken man pays his penance, and a gruesome murder is both more and less than it seems. Some paths to self-discovery have more twists and turns than others. pre-HBP and pre-DH, written 2003-2004.

Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 33
Published: 01/17/2011 Updated: 01/18/2011
Word Count: 127904 Completed: Yes

Dastardly Schemes and Desperate Measures by Hayseed [Reviews - 41]
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have been partners for years. When Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide that their friends are Made For Each Other, nothing good can come of it. Or can it? An unplanned trilogy certainly has. WARNING -- As fluffy as a one-eyed baby turkey. pre-HBP and pre-DH; written in 2003-2004

Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Slash
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 6
Published: 01/16/2011 Updated: 01/16/2011
Word Count: 40365 Completed: Yes

Getting the Hang of Thursdays by Hayseed [Reviews - 912]
[Complete] A good day goes bad and then gets far worse than Severus could ever have imagined. Again and again and again. Inspired by the WIKTT Time-Loop Challenge.

Challenge fics
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 23
Published: 09/05/2004 Updated: 02/26/2005
Word Count: 96250 Completed: Yes

Grownup Stories by Hayseed [Reviews - 13]
A mother tells her son what she wishes was a fairy tale. Written in 2009 for the hp_beholder rare-pair ficathon. Warning: Child abuse!

Genres: Drama, Angst
Warnings: Abuse
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 01/16/2011 Updated: 01/16/2011
Word Count: 5654 Completed: Yes

In Which Voldemort Dies by Hayseed [Reviews - 20]
Someone tries to fulfill their Final Battle story requirement with disastrous consequences. I cannot overstate the crack-filled nature of this fic: contains meta, Mongols, and a magic door.

Genres: Parody, Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 01/16/2011 Updated: 01/16/2011
Word Count: 3594 Completed: Yes

On Pots and Plants by Hayseed [Reviews - 47]
[Complete] Harry and Ron have an apparently long overdue discussion involving Our Favorite Heroes.

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: General
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 03/06/2005 Updated: 03/06/2005
Word Count: 1248 Completed: Yes

Rosemary for Remembrance by Hayseed [Reviews - 36]
[Complete] A battle won is often also a battle lost. In these cases, faith is hard to come by. NOTE: Rating is for descriptions of violence, not sex.

Genres: Drama, Friendship
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 01/16/2005 Updated: 01/16/2005
Word Count: 3408 Completed: Yes

The Affairs of Dragons by Hayseed [Reviews - 52]
[Complete] A story in which the brave hero may or may not rescue the possibly beautiful damsel in distress, who, in turn, may or may not bestow her (potentially ample) favor upon him. And maybe, just maybe, there's not really a hero at all... Pre-SS/HG

Genres: General, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 3
Published: 02/26/2005 Updated: 02/26/2005
Word Count: 12896 Completed: Yes

The Beast of Hogwarts by Hayseed [Reviews - 29]
A young girl finds herself lost in a forest and happens upon an old man who, in traditional fairy tale style, strikes a cryptic bargain with her.

Genres: General, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 01/22/2005 Updated: 01/22/2005
Word Count: 3635 Completed: Yes

The Secret Lives of Librarians by Hayseed [Reviews - 88]
Ron and Harry are dying to know what Hermione is doing receiving soppy, poetry-filled love letters from a man named Tobias, but what they ought to be asking themselves is why she's calling herself Eileen in her equally soppy replies. Written for the 2006 SSHG Exchange. HBP compliant, but not DH.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Action/Adventure
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 10
Published: 03/25/2011 Updated: 03/29/2011
Word Count: 44834 Completed: Yes

The Theory of Everything by Hayseed [Reviews - 22]
Severus regretted every promise hed ever made to Albus Dumbledore, but this one was by far the worst. Written in 2005; pre-HBP and pre-DH

Genres: Drama, Angst
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 01/18/2011 Updated: 01/18/2011
Word Count: 5082 Completed: Yes

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