Penname: | LariLee [Contact] | Member Since: | 2004.11.21 | Real name: | Lisa | Website: | http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=larilee | Stories Posted: | 4 | Reviews Posted: | 871 | A Favorite Author of: | 317 members | Favorite Stories: | 35 | Favorite Authors: | 20 | Avid reader/sometimes writer who thinks Severus Snape would be a lot less snarky if he just got laid more often. But then, so would I.
Contrary to Popular Myth and Rumor, I am not:
1). Dead
2). In Prison
3). On a drunken, Snape-pinching rampage in New Orleans (I came home).
4). Abandoning any stories.
Yes, I do realize it's been a while since I've updated; however, Real Life has bit me and my family rather hard. A complete chronicle is often found on my LJ (I'm LariLee there). So there is no need to:
1). Threaten either me personally, my muse impersonally, or my plot bunnies. By the way, plot bunnies make poor eating for those who suggested cooking them.
2). Start rumors that I'm dead, in prison or 'got religion bad'.
3). Leave snippy reviews and/or e-mails taking me to task for not updating as often as you think I should. Unless you offer to come to my house and become my personal house-elf, thusly freeing up my time to write.
4). Call my drug- and alcohol-abusing whore of a muse names. I do that often enough.
Nice reviews, sweet cajoling, bribery and general head-patting, of course, still work quite well.
LariLee's Stories on Ashwinder
LariLee's Stories on The Burrow
LariLee's Stories on Chaos
LariLee's Stories on Eros and Sappho
LariLee's Stories on Lumos
LariLee's Stories on Occlumency
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Great Plans has won a Multifaceted Award in the category of Rapture and was runner-up for Best Snape Fic in Round Three. Thank you!
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A Match Made by Law is a joint winner in Round Four of the Multifaceted Awards in the Laughter category. Thank you!
For Your Pleasure was a runner-up in Aphrodesia and Endurance categories of the Multifacted Awards, Round Five! Thank you so much!
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A Match Made by Law by LariLee [Reviews - 278]
A twisted, but highly realistic, possibly humorous, and very late look at the Marriage Law Challenges. Mentions character deaths (but not HG or SS) and has some possible squickiness in passing that results in an "R" Rating. No house-elves were harmed in the writing of this ficlet.
*Joint Winner in Round Four of the Multifaceted Awards in the category of Laughter, Best Humor Fic. Thank you, all!*
Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges |
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, General, Romance, Friendship |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 1
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Published: 01/07/2005 |
Updated: 01/08/2005 |
Word Count: 4578 |
Completed: Yes |
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For Your Pleasure by LariLee [Reviews - 1194]
The War is over with Light emerging triumphant, but the Ministry of Magic is searching for a public scapegoat. And Severus Snape seems to be their target. Will his alter ego of a male gigolo help him with this latest indignity? Seeking to lose her innocence before making a marriage to a man who detests her, Hermione looks to an expert. My answer to "The Gigolo Challenge" by Betz at WIKTT.
*Runner-up in Round Five of the Multifaceted Awards in the categories of Aphrodisia and Endurance. THANK YOU!*
Challenge fics |
Genres: General, Drama, Angst, Romance |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 15
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Published: 02/11/2005 |
Updated: 02/07/2006 |
Word Count: 62991 |
Completed: No |
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Great Plans by LariLee [Reviews - 650]
During a Seventh Year Potions class, Severus Snape begins thinking on a future.
*Multifaceted Award winner in the Rapture category and runner-up in the Best Snape Fic category. Thank you!*
General |
Genres: General |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 8
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Published: 12/03/2004 |
Updated: 03/12/2005 |
Word Count: 19808 |
Completed: Yes |
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Questions Unasked by LariLee [Reviews - 42]
Sometimes, it is the questions that aren't asked which are the important ones.
Drama |
Genres: Drama |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Conservative |
Chapters: 1
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Published: 03/27/2007 |
Updated: 03/27/2007 |
Word Count: 10193 |
Completed: Yes |
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