| Penname: | Jade_Orchid [Contact] | | Member Since: | 2004.07.22 | | Real name: | Jade | | Website: | http://www.livejournal.com/users/jade_orchid42/ | | Stories Posted: | 8 | | Reviews Posted: | 173 | | A Favorite Author of: | 266 members | | Favorite Stories: | 10 | | Favorite Authors: | 19 | You want to know about me? What on earth for? I'm terribly boring. But if you insist... I'm a 35 year old Southern girl. I love Harry Potter, especially Severus. What, you want more? I love writing, reading, listening to weird music, roleplaying games, cats, the ocean, and ketchup, though not together. Do check out my "favorite authors" section for some great stories by some amazing writers!
I've made a Snape quiz! I'll keep adding to it off and on when the mood hits. You can find it at: www.coolquiz.com/myquiz/myquiz.asp?QuizNum=1293980862 |
And the Winner Is... by Jade_Orchid   [Reviews - 53]
It's sorting time for Hermione and Severus' son. Where will the hat put him? One-shot.
| Humor |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, General |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 10/16/2004 |
Updated: 10/16/2004 |
| Word Count: 1235 |
Completed: Yes |
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Any Minute Now by Jade_Orchid [Reviews - 39]
Post-marriage law, and the second part of the "Marriage On The Rocks" trilogy. Hermione has left Severus, and Severus pieces together why through the writing on the wall. Literally.
| Angst |
| Genres: Drama, Angst |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 11/28/2004 |
Updated: 11/28/2004 |
| Word Count: 1972 |
Completed: Yes |
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Article Seven, Paragraph Two by Jade_Orchid [Reviews - 334]
Lucius and Severus both owe Hermione wizard's debts. What she wants in return is unexpected, and they have little choice but to oblige.
| Porn Without Plot |
| Genres: Humor, Menage a trois, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: BDSM |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 8
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| Published: 10/24/2004 |
Updated: 10/28/2004 |
| Word Count: 16407 |
Completed: Yes |
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Fore! Play And A Hole In One by Jade_Orchid [Reviews - 28]
My response to the SASS "Learning to Drive" challenge. Severus. Hermione. Golf. Sex. Need I say more?
| Challenge fics |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 12/16/2004 |
Updated: 12/16/2004 |
| Word Count: 4842 |
Completed: Yes |
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Glass Sealed and Pretty by Jade_Orchid [Reviews - 67]
The first part of the "Marriage On The Rocks" trilogy. Hermione leaves Severus after three years of marriage.
| Angst |
| Genres: Angst |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 11/29/2004 |
Updated: 11/29/2004 |
| Word Count: 2134 |
Completed: Yes |
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Inbetween Days by Jade_Orchid [Reviews - 56]
The final installment in the "Marriage On The Rocks" trilogy. Three months after leaving him, Hermione comes to dinner. Can Severus win her back?
| Romance |
| Genres: Fluff, Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 11/30/2004 |
Updated: 11/30/2004 |
| Word Count: 3543 |
Completed: Yes |
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Wrapped Around Your Finger by Jade_Orchid [Reviews - 160]
Hermione wins Snape as a spoil of war. But she's not always nice. Dark Hermione, please read AN for more details. COMPLETE!
| Angst |
| Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance |
| Warnings: Abuse, BDSM, Non-consensual Sex |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 7
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| Published: 08/11/2004 |
Updated: 08/29/2004 |
| Word Count: 16695 |
Completed: Yes |
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You Know What They Say about Necessity... by Jade_Orchid [Reviews - 1024]
Severus has been hit with a debilitating spell, and Hermione and Harry must stay with him while he heals. **CHAPTER 34 IS UP!**
| Drama |
| Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 34
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| Published: 09/07/2004 |
Updated: 04/18/2005 |
| Word Count: 85093 |
Completed: No |
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