I couldn't help myself. I know you all are waiting for updates on the other stories. I might do a few more for this challenge...it tickled me. Also decided to challenge myself and see if I could write the whole thing entirely in dialogue. Story itself is exactly 100 words...

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“You are unbelievable!”

“Me?”

“Yes, You. Who else would…”

“Well, yes…”

“Unwise? Idiotic? Frankly stupid? Severus, you...”

“Stupid? I’ll have you know…”

“I don’t care about what every other Death Eater does.”

“It isn’t just Death Eaters.”

“Harry didn’t.”

“And you know how? Bloody Perfect-Pain-In-My-Arse-Potter?”

“Oh, Merlin, here we go. You’re trying to distract me. Why?”

“It’s habit.”

“You know how cold this dungeon is?”

“Of course.”

“Cold porcelain against parts of my anatomy is NOT how I envision my early mornings, Severus. Would it kill you to put the toilet seat down?”

“My dear, I think You are unbelievable!”

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And yay! I didn't have to write this from experience! Please read and review!