Who am I? Good question. When I figure it out, I’ll let you know. So, in lieu of a meaningful definition of self, here is the basic rundown.
I am a single solipsitic swot with pretensions of academia. I'm working towards my bachelor's in Humanities, with an English lit concentration and a minor in Philosophy. What do I plan on doing with such an utterly useless degree? Go on to graduate school and get another one. I had a life once. Now I am just trying to look half as good in person as I claim to be on my college transcripts. |