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Penname:dracontia [Contact]
Member Since:2005.12.02
Stories Posted:6
Reviews Posted:237
A Favorite Author of:125 members
Favorite Stories:14
Favorite Authors:7
Mostly Harmless. Although, I'm not as crazy as I appear. I'm actually much more so.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I was raised by a band of nomadic gag writers. Why do you ask?

For those who are interested in life outside of HG/SS, I also post on The Petulant Poetess. (For those of you unaware there is life outside of HG/SS, I strongly recommend a visit there, followed by a trip to the park. It's for your own good. Trust Mum on this one.)

Now, I do have most of the rest of my stuff up on Lumos/Eros/Pureblood as appropriate (ironic choice of words, as most of it is blantantly inappropriate), but don't know how often I'll get around to updating in all those places with new stuff. And if you aren't getting enough abuse in your real life, you might want to see what Reggie has to say on her live journal (reginafletcher).

Stories by dracontia (6)Favorite Stories (14)Favorite Authors (7)

Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey by dracontia [Reviews - 152]
Snape is getting a makeover. Why, you ask? Well, wouldn’t you, if offered one by a Fairy God-Jarvey? A particularly silly (and longish) take on the SexGod!Snape Challenge.

Challenge fics > Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 4
Published: 03/28/2006 Updated: 04/02/2006
Word Count: 18496 Completed: Yes

Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey by dracontia [Reviews - 129]
Sequel to ‘Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey.’ Hermione mistakes Severus’ intimations that he would like to deepen their relationship for just the opposite, and unintentionally pushes him away. With their relationship needlessly on the rocks, it’s Regina Fletcher, to the rescue! More wacky fluff, with a dash of fluffy angst!

Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 7
Published: 06/14/2006 Updated: 07/02/2006
Word Count: 42578 Completed: Yes

Rhyme and Unreason by dracontia [Reviews - 32]
Sev and ‘Mione were hexed most severe Not much space for plot there, my dear Limerick form’s not inviting To logically writing And still squeezing lemons in there… Evidently, this is a response to the Limerick Challenge.

Challenge fics
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 06/27/2006 Updated: 06/30/2006
Word Count: 7713 Completed: Yes

The Fairy God-Jarvey’s Apprentice by dracontia [Reviews - 77]
Third installment in the ‘Fairy God-Jarvey Chronicles.’ (For the record, I, too, cringe at the pretentiousness of calling them that.) As a Master Fairy God-Jarvey, Regina Fletcher gets an apprentice. However, it’s going to take more than two Fairy God-Thingies to rescue Severus and Hermione’s wedding. So, if said thingies needed reinforcements—whom would they deputize?

Genres: Parody, Fluff, Drama, Action/Adventure, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 12
Published: 03/25/2007 Updated: 03/25/2007
Word Count: 79441 Completed: Yes

The Ring on Her Finger by dracontia [Reviews - 37]
What’s in an engagement ring? Love? Commitment? Maybe even a touch of destiny? A companion piece to the story, “Return of the Fairy God-Jarvey,” though it is not necessary to have read any part of that series to follow this story.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 07/13/2006 Updated: 07/18/2006
Word Count: 6487 Completed: Yes

Things in Common by dracontia [Reviews - 21]
When one’s world is smoke and ashes, comfort comes from the most unlikely places. Please note: no fluff here. I leave it to the reader as to whether there's hope.

Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 03/25/2007 Updated: 03/25/2007
Word Count: 1367 Completed: Yes

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