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Penname:Leandra [Contact]
Member Since:2004.11.23
Website:http://leandra713.livejournal.com/
Stories Posted:4
Reviews Posted:80
A Favorite Author of:101 members
Favorite Stories:59
Favorite Authors:0
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

I heard this song on the radio—hadn't heard it in years—and this variation popped into my mind. It's so awful I just had to share. Sing to the tune of "Shaft" if you can remember the '70's. ;) Apologies to Isaac Hayes.

Who's our black robed, sexy pick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SNAPE!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For the Boy-Who-Lived, oh heck?
SNAPE!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SNAPE!
Right On!

They say this cat Snape is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Snape
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
And no one understands him but his woman
SEVERUS SNAPE!

Stories by Leandra (4)Favorite Stories (59)Favorite Authors (0)


How Hermione Got Her Wizard by Leandra [Reviews - 132]
A different kind of marriage law.

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 01/19/2005 Updated: 01/20/2005
Word Count: 3479 Completed: Yes

Prophecy's Pawns by Leandra [Reviews - 563]
Hermione and Severus find themselves speculating about each other. Where will it lead?

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 20
Published: 12/15/2004 Updated: 08/24/2006
Word Count: 121762 Completed: Yes

Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney by Leandra [Reviews - 26]
What bribe can Hermione offer to induce Severus to play Santa?

Fluff
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 12/27/2004 Updated: 12/29/2004
Word Count: 5864 Completed: Yes

You Make Me Believe in Magic by Leandra [Reviews - 41]
Argus Filch has been a Squib all his life. Then one day he discovers that strange things happen when Hermione Granger is near. A very late response to the How Filch Found His Firepower challenge.

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 07/18/2006 Updated: 07/19/2006
Word Count: 6031 Completed: Yes

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