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|If only closed minds came with closed mouths.|
I heard this song on the radio—hadn't heard it in years—and this variation popped into my mind. It's so awful I just had to share. Sing to the tune of "Shaft" if you can remember the '70's. ;) Apologies to Isaac Hayes.
Who's our black robed, sexy pick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For the Boy-Who-Lived, oh heck?
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
They say this cat Snape is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Snape
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
And no one understands him but his woman
|Prophecy's Pawns by Leandra [Reviews - 563] |
Hermione and Severus find themselves speculating about each other. Where will it lead?
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|You Make Me Believe in Magic by Leandra [Reviews - 41] |
Argus Filch has been a Squib all his life. Then one day he discovers that strange things happen when Hermione Granger is near. A very late response to the How Filch Found His Firepower challenge.
|Word Count: 6031