| Penname: | snarkypants [Contact] | | Member Since: | 2004.07.06 | | Real name: | Kay | | Website: | http://snarkypants.livejournal.com | | Stories Posted: | 9 | | Reviews Posted: | 128 | | A Favorite Author of: | 204 members | | Favorite Stories: | 18 | | Favorite Authors: | 14 | If you're looking for the one-shot PWP "Misspoke," I have removed it from this, and all other, archives for personal reasons. I do not give permission for it to be archived anywhere in the future.
I'm truly sorry for the lack of recent updates; I've had a serious "remission" in my depression, and have been frantically trying to claw my way out of that. I haven't abandoned anything, and as soon as I'm feeling well again I'll resume posting chapters. Thanks for sticking with me.
Legal Disclaimer: I write HP fanfic with the clear understanding that JKR and her associates are the owners of everyone and everything within the covers of the Harry Potter books, and that I will never make a dime off any of it, and neither should you. It should go without saying that if you are not of legal age to read R-rated-and-up material, you are not welcome to do so. |
A Fate Worse Than Death by snarkypants   [Reviews - 125]
An OFC counselor works with Severus after Hermione has been sexually assaulted. This is a response to rapefics where Hermione falls in love with her attacker. Sexual Assault Is Not Sexy. One-shot.
Decidedly AU, after the release of HBP. Oh, well.
| Drama |
| Genres: Drama, Angst |
| Warnings: Non-consensual Sex |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 01/08/2005 |
Updated: 01/09/2005 |
| Word Count: 4699 |
Completed: Yes |
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A Fork in the Road by snarkypants [Reviews - 16]
Hermione has been tasked with finding Snape to deliver Dumbledore's legacy. She finds him... and Lucius Malfoy. A gift for lillithj from the Summer 2007 SSHG Exchange
| Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange |
| Genres: Menage a trois |
| Warnings: Slash |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 07/12/2007 |
Updated: 07/13/2007 |
| Word Count: 8776 |
Completed: Yes |
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Against the Wall by snarkypants [Reviews - 61]
Severus is reeling from some major changes to his life. How will he deal with them? A one-shot look at the fantasy of lust and the reality of love. Decidedly AU, after the release of HBP. Oh, well.
| Ficlets & Drabbles |
| Genres: Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 03/19/2005 |
Updated: 03/20/2005 |
| Word Count: 2379 |
Completed: Yes |
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Becoming by snarkypants [Reviews - 484]
Hermione returns to Hogwarts as the widowed mother of third year twins; an unlikely friendship springs up between herself and Severus Snape.
Rating for later chapters. Character deaths referenced, but not depicted.
The rating on this story has been upgraded to "L" Winner, "Best WIP," Quill to Parchment Awards.
| Romance |
| Genres: Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 12
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| Published: 02/11/2006 |
Updated: 06/26/2007 |
| Word Count: 52958 |
Completed: No |
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Solitaire by snarkypants [Reviews - 533]
Snape and Granger are trapped together in Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. Can they escape without killing each other? Decidedly AU, after the release of HBP. Oh, well.
| Romance |
| Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 12
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| Published: 11/14/2004 |
Updated: 01/05/2005 |
| Word Count: 47031 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Changing of the Guard by snarkypants [Reviews - 61]
How does a flawed man begin to succeed the most powerful and beloved wizard of his time?
Set in the same universe as, but not a sequel to, my ficlet, Against the Wall. Decidedly AU, after the release of HBP. Oh, well.
| General |
| Genres: General |
| Warnings: Character Death |
| Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 04/29/2005 |
Updated: 05/04/2005 |
| Word Count: 2694 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Devil You Know by snarkypants [Reviews - 21]
Is Snape good or evil? Hermione has to decide, but the as always answer isn't quite clear cut. Rating for dubious consent.
| Porn Without Plot |
| Genres: Drama, Angst, Plot? What Plot? |
| Warnings: Character Death |
| Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 06/13/2007 |
Updated: 06/14/2007 |
| Word Count: 3571 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Unspeakable Canteen by snarkypants [Reviews - 39]
After nearly twenty years of marriage and two children, Hermione Weasley has grown disenchanted with the boorish behaviour of her husband Ron. A chance encounter with the supposedly dead Severus Snape will change her life forever. And it all begins in the Unspeakable Canteen.
| Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange |
| Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: none |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 07/27/2008 |
Updated: 07/28/2008 |
| Word Count: 8885 |
Completed: Yes |
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White Flag by snarkypants [Reviews - 54]
Severus has been unexpectedly exonerated in Dumbledore's death, and returns to join the walking wounded at Hogwarts. But things are not quite what they seem.
| Drama |
| Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship |
| Warnings: Character, Death, HBP, Spoilers |
| Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 1
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| Published: 09/13/2005 |
Updated: 09/15/2005 |
| Word Count: 5572 |
Completed: Yes |
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