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Penname:DistinctVagueness [Contact]
Member Since:2003.11.11
Stories Posted:21
Reviews Posted:440
A Favorite Author of:166 members
Favorite Stories:93
Favorite Authors:16
WARNING
There are fics listed on this profile which have been abandoned. At some point in the future, maybe I'll re-examine them, but I'm afraid age, writing improvement and mindset has affected my ability to continue with these. If you dislike reading unfinished/abandoned stories, please take note of the publish dates before you click on them.

Fictitious and Walking with Shadows may be updated in the future.

The Neighbour is a new fic (as of Oct 2019) and is currently being written and edited, but it should be finished and posted in its entirety.

Thank you.

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Stories by DistinctVagueness (21)Favorite Stories (93)Favorite Authors (16)


Differences by Taya [Reviews - 14]
A twist on the Time Turner idea; future Hermione travels back in time to her Hogwarts days, whilst present-day Hermione struggles with a new discovery about herself.

General
Genres: Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 2
Published: 01/15/2004 Updated: 04/17/2004
Word Count: 2078 Completed: No

Finding and Forgetting Love by Dreamweaver [Reviews - 24]
Will an accident help a certain Potions Professor see someone in a different light? Will he let himself? No big deal if he does you say, but you'd say wrong. The thing is he's engaged.

Prologue summary: A proposal is made. To be on the safe side I rated it PG-13.

Chapter Eight being reviewed... I revised chapters 5,6, and 7. I felt like I let Hermione off a little too easy and I explained Ginny.


Angst
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 9
Published: 04/09/2004 Updated: 05/11/2004
Word Count: 11748 Completed: No

A Terrible Temptation by Friendlyquark [Reviews - 975]
Stuck in Harry Potter's body due to a plot to kill the boy who lived, Severus must pretend to be his most hated student. When he develops feelings for Hermione Granger, can he withstand the temptation? What will happen when he returns to his own body?

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 44
Published: 02/20/2004 Updated: 05/14/2004
Word Count: 78408 Completed: Yes

To Hell With That! by Kukukadoo [Reviews - 67]
Extracts from the diaries of two very different people and how turns of events cause them to... hook up, for lack of a better phrase. Rated R to be safe and for later chapters. Warning: Some characters are severly OOC. ^_^ Sorry about that... it was originally a plot bunny that ran away with me XD

Humor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 7
Published: 04/27/2004 Updated: 06/21/2004
Word Count: 7841 Completed: No

Matrimony by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 277]
An orphaned Hermione must marry quickly, or lose her inheritance.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 01/13/2005 Updated: 01/14/2005
Word Count: 25033 Completed: Yes

I don't need a hero by PhoebeADA [Reviews - 293]
This is the prequel of "when history repeats and repeats" it can easily be read as a standing alone story. Due to a stubborn Molly Weasley Hermione Granger needs to spend a night in Snape Manor. After an encounter with Severus Snape's recently returned brother she needs protection. How far will Severus go to ensure the safety of his student and how soon will he notice that she isn't just a student at all?

Romance
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 16
Published: 01/07/2005 Updated: 03/08/2005
Word Count: 30218 Completed: Yes

A Revelatory Transgression by Renna [Reviews - 75]
An unexpected visitor appears in the shadows of Hermione's bedroom. (One-shot)

Romance
Genres: General, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 08/04/2004 Updated: 08/04/2004
Word Count: 3059 Completed: Yes

Confessions by Prospera [Reviews - 69]
After she starts having problems with her independent potions project, Hermione confesses something to Professor Snape

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 08/07/2004 Updated: 08/07/2004
Word Count: 2324 Completed: Yes

The Fortress Within by Idamae [Reviews - 233]
Voldemort assigns Severus a partner, one as cold and detached as he is. Was removed from Fanfiction.net for content, but had over 450 reviews.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 30
Published: 11/10/2003 Updated: 11/11/2003
Word Count: 85226 Completed: Yes

The Muse by Scarlet Siren [Reviews - 531]
"No one would ever guess Severus Snape, cold-hearted bastard, spends most of his days wishing he was nowhere else but here, in this studio, coaxing beauty from blank canvas."

Romance
Genres: Drama
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 11
Published: 03/13/2005 Updated: 03/29/2008
Word Count: 49888 Completed: No

Phantom of Hogwarts by Good_Witch [Reviews - 4096]
*NOW COMPLETE* How in the world does Hogwarts come to be doing a performance of The Phantom of the Opera? And just why is Snape so pissed about it?

General
Genres: Humor, General, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 88
Published: 08/05/2004 Updated: 07/01/2010
Word Count: 684881 Completed: Yes

Phoenix Feathers by Camillo [Reviews - 425]
Healer Granger is thoroughly fed up with her boyfriend, and what the hell have her friends been up to behind her back?

Humor
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 10
Published: 06/07/2007 Updated: 07/07/2007
Word Count: 36936 Completed: Yes

For All The Love In The World by JTBJAB [Reviews - 502]
Dumbledore does his utmost to ruin everyone's lives and Voldemort meets his match!

But most importantly - Severus learns to love...

General
Genres: General, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: Abuse, Torture
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 39
Published: 06/23/2005 Updated: 05/17/2009
Word Count: 74531 Completed: No

Hermione's Portrait by Pearle [Reviews - 21]
Sometimes even the afterlife can offer things that would have never have been possible in reality. At least now Severus might have a chance at happiness he never had when he was alive.

Warning: There is a main character death as suggested by the title. Unfortunately, it is necessary to bring the story to its conclusion.

Note: This story is inspired by a story by beaweasley2, “Painted Domain.” The story can be found on this archive and is a very entertaining read. I highly suggest you check that story and her other work out. My mind turned to what ifs after reading her story. What does a portrait feel? What would happen if Severus and Hermione had reached an accord of some type and something happened to Hermione? What then? Hermione's Portrait attempts to answer those questions. Enjoy!



Drama
Genres: General, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 05/11/2012 Updated: 05/11/2012
Word Count: 4024 Completed: Yes

MISSION I: Get Hermione Laid by Fervesco [Reviews - 309]
Voldemort is dead and the party is on at Grimmauld Place. Hermione however has set herself a mission.... HG/SS/RL/SB

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 11/15/2003 Updated: 11/18/2003
Word Count: 13970 Completed: Yes

The Quarter-Blood Princess by moonrevel [Reviews - 326]
Two years after securing Severus Snape's freedom from Azkaban, Professor Hermione Granger faces the father of her daughter once again, a daughter about whom Severus is blissfully unaware. As a prophesy threatens the girl's life, will the battling parents be able to keep from killing each other long enough to save their child, or will pride and fear continue to drive them apart?

Romance
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 18
Published: 03/27/2007 Updated: 04/18/2007
Word Count: 52422 Completed: Yes

The Life Unlived by sshg316 [Reviews - 179]
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. DH-compliant.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 7
Published: 04/19/2009 Updated: 05/02/2009
Word Count: 48492 Completed: Yes

Letters to No One by GinnyW [Reviews - 29]
Years after the downfall of Voldemort, a married Hermione sees a man she believes to be Severus Snape. Intrigued, she begins to write him a series of letters.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: General, Drama, Angst, Friendship
Warnings: DH, Spoilers
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 4
Published: 02/27/2008 Updated: 02/29/2008
Word Count: 9727 Completed: Yes

A Slip of the Tongue by GinnyW [Reviews - 490]
Ron wonders why he and Hermione have yet to start a romantic relationship and he takes drastic measures to find out. *Winner of Best Pride Fic* in Round 6 of the Multifaceted Awards!

General
Genres: General, Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 11
Published: 04/10/2006 Updated: 12/22/2007
Word Count: 43783 Completed: Yes

A Knock at the Door by Pearle [Reviews - 341]
The war is over and Hogwarts is about to start a new school year. A knock at the door of Severus Snape’s office is about to change his life and the lives of those around him. HG/SS

General
Genres: Humor, General, Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 18
Published: 07/15/2004 Updated: 08/23/2004
Word Count: 79725 Completed: Yes

A Grand, Dramatic Gesture by Miri Tiazan [Reviews - 35]
In a dramatic protest against the world in general, Hermione gets drunk, Shakespeare is maligned, and all ends happily.

Drama
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 10/13/2004 Updated: 10/13/2004
Word Count: 629 Completed: Yes

Soul Searching by Quillusion [Reviews - 275]
Molly Weasley is ill, and her son Ron has found a way to help her. But he needs Hermione Granger's help, because it involves a potion he doesn't know how to make. The main ingredient in the potion- part of a human soul- is hard to come by, and when she sets out to steal it from Professor Snape's storeroom, Hermione sets in motion a chain of events that will take her from the dungeons to the Burrow and beyond, to Stonehenge and to the very stronghold of Voldemort himself, to learn about the strength that wells from the bones of the earth- and from the heart of a man who believes he has little left to give.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 32
Published: 01/27/2004 Updated: 01/27/2004
Word Count: 167604 Completed: Yes

The Witches of Gilford by Snapes Nape [Reviews - 194]
The war and subsequent clean-up has ended, and the wizarding world is beginning to come out of its shell. Having had enough of Hermione and Severus's bookworm, introverted ways, Molly and Minerva give well-intentioned Christmas gifts aiming to push our heroes out of their comfort zones and into the arms of a well-read, like-minded witch or wizard. Will our heroes ally to survive with their wits intact? Will they overcome their personal demons? Will they find love within the pages of the detested novel?

Humor
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 12
Published: 01/03/2009 Updated: 10/04/2009
Word Count: 69437 Completed: Yes

Closer by MetaMuse [Reviews - 56]
Fucking with a few extra digits.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 04/05/2004 Updated: 11/25/2004
Word Count: 4496 Completed: Yes

Nothing and Everything by ImaginaryPlace [Reviews - 137]
A story about a relationship based on sex that slowly becomes one of love. Loosely based on two songs, "Secret" by Maroon5 and "One Thing" by Finger Eleven.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Abuse, Torture, Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 15
Published: 08/22/2004 Updated: 03/25/2007
Word Count: 57174 Completed: Yes

How That Led To This by Isobel L [Reviews - 215]
Hermione, when thirteen, did something that comes back to haunt her on Graduation day.

General
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 01/16/2005 Updated: 01/19/2005
Word Count: 4623 Completed: Yes

The Reluctant Mother by cocoachristy [Reviews - 735]
Severus decides that he wants an heir. He chooses Hermione to be the surrogate mother, but will she agree? My response to the Surrogate Mother Challenge posted on WIKTT.

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 13
Published: 03/27/2005 Updated: 08/15/2005
Word Count: 77137 Completed: Yes

Reconcilable Differences by cocoachristy [Reviews - 510]
Six single people are coerced into filling out a form that searches for one's perfect mate. What if the outcome isn't to their liking... at first? This is my take on LOTM's YLC Challenge over at WIKTT. **Runner up for round six of the Endurance catagory on the Multifaceted FanFiction Awards** http://multifaceted.creative-musings.com/winners06.htm

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 16
Published: 11/28/2005 Updated: 03/25/2007
Word Count: 76011 Completed: Yes

The Secret Lives of Librarians by [Reviews - 88]
Ron and Harry are dying to know what Hermione is doing receiving soppy, poetry-filled love letters from a man named Tobias, but what they ought to be asking themselves is why she's calling herself Eileen in her equally soppy replies. Written for the 2006 SSHG Exchange. HBP compliant, but not DH.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Action/Adventure
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 10
Published: 03/25/2011 Updated: 03/29/2011
Word Count: 44834 Completed: Yes

In All Her Wisdom by mw87 [Reviews - 227]
Four year old Athena Snape's attempt to seek revenge against her parents has interesting consequences for them both in a time when her very existence had never yet been thought of. EWE?

General
Genres: Fluff, Humor, General
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 16
Published: 07/21/2009 Updated: 12/07/2009
Word Count: 39731 Completed: Yes

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Genres:
Warnings: none
Rating: Chapters: Sub Chapter
Published: Updated:
Word Count: Completed: No

Conversations Through an Empty Frame by RedOrchid [Reviews - 169]
Late one night, someone calls to Hermione from an empty, black canvas. What she learns changes the situation quite a bit. A darker and sexier spin of the events in DH.

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 14
Published: 05/29/2008 Updated: 06/27/2008
Word Count: 44781 Completed: Yes

Into The North by kailin [Reviews - 832]
Fifteen years after Voldemort's defeat, Severus Snape has found peace. The untimely arrival of a face from the past is a jarring reminder that not everyone has been so lucky.

Angst
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 19
Published: 01/08/2006 Updated: 06/04/2006
Word Count: 53513 Completed: Yes

Time's Treasure by debjunk [Reviews - 441]
What would happen if Severus Snape found out how his life would be if he chose to take the Dark Mark? What would happen if the person who told him was Hermione Granger?

Alternate Universe
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 46
Published: 07/21/2008 Updated: 06/25/2009
Word Count: 177866 Completed: Yes

Care of Magical Creatures by miamadwyn [Reviews - 1799]
The end is nigh... There will be a new chapter posted daily until the end--67 chapters total. Voted Best New Author (Lumos), Best SS/HG Romance (Amortentia) and Best SS/HG Angst (Diffindo) in The New Library Awards. Seventh-year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her--the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. All is not sweetness and light. Be careful what you ask for. Or, as has been said by many a wise witch, "Marry in haste; repent in leisure." MLC

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 67
Published: 08/23/2007 Updated: 03/15/2009
Word Count: 294155 Completed: Yes

At the Beach by chivalric [Reviews - 262]
Ten years after the war, a man takes a stroll along the beach and meets someone from his past.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 13
Published: 04/24/2009 Updated: 07/17/2009
Word Count: 48700 Completed: Yes

Rare, Dangerous, and Unusual by tonksinger [Reviews - 189]
He went into the bookstore looking for a good read, but found a bushy-haired ex-student. She opened the bookstore looking to heal her broken heart, but her old teacher reopens the wounds. And when Flourish and Blotts gets a new owner, business in Diagon Alley is about to get nasty.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 12
Published: 02/14/2008 Updated: 06/20/2009
Word Count: 36390 Completed: Yes

This Time by Subversa [Reviews - 343]
After the fall of Voldemort, an inexplicable illness plagues the surviving Death Eaters. Albus Dumbledore has a plan to save Severus Snape—but how, exactly, is Hermione Granger involved?

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character Death, Implied Character Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 16
Published: 04/18/2009 Updated: 06/13/2009
Word Count: 64537 Completed: Yes

Snape is the Story, Hermione the Reader by Drinking chocolate [Reviews - 28]
A look at the dynamic between Snape and Hermione limited strictly to canon. An abridged version of this paper was delivered at Infinitus on July 16, 2010, interspersed with readings from stories by Machshefa and Ariadne1.

Essays
Genres: General
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 04/12/2013 Updated: 04/12/2013
Word Count: 5990 Completed: Yes

His Muggle-Born Witch by Fizzabella [Reviews - 129]
Summary: Alternate Universe. Hermione, with help from Harry, goes back in time to change Severus Snape's unhappy childhood and years at Hogwarts, in the hope that a happier early life would prevent him from dying alone in the Shrieking Shack. Original Prompt: 1. In "The Prince's Tale" from DH, where Severus meets Lily on the playground, what would happen if a young Sev met a young Hermione instead? How would things change? Could either be AU or a Time-Turner story.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: General, Friendship, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 10
Published: 09/09/2010 Updated: 10/24/2010
Word Count: 44537 Completed: Yes

Expectations by DistinctVagueness [Reviews - 21]
‘She will be beautiful, happy and just as brilliant as her mother before her.'Severus and Hermione's daughter is having some difficulty in school. Hermione worries about her husband's potential disappointment. One-shot. (12/12/2010)

General
Genres: General
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 12/11/2010 Updated: 12/13/2010
Word Count: 3186 Completed: Yes

Time Does Not Heal All Wounds by WendyNat [Reviews - 145]
Hermione and Severus were in a relationship in the past. Hermione is now married to someone else, and Severus wants her back. What happens when they meet again? Response to WIKTT Morality Challenge. My first fanfiction..

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 18
Published: 11/10/2003 Updated: 11/11/2003
Word Count: 60553 Completed: Yes

Breaching the Otherworld by southern_witch_69 [Reviews - 259]
Dreams and a magical book draw Hermione to seek the help of Lucius Malfoy, who has a secret of his own: Severus Snape can be brought back from the Otherworld. Will she help?

Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 28
Published: 12/08/2008 Updated: 01/20/2010
Word Count: 146572 Completed: Yes

A Dragon's Fire by southern_witch_69 [Reviews - 43]
Hermione helps her daughter through a terrible experience and deals with it in a way she deems necessary.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character Death, Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 03/14/2009 Updated: 03/14/2009
Word Count: 3120 Completed: Yes

Improbable Felicity by Subversa [Reviews - 252]
In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 11
Published: 07/13/2007 Updated: 07/20/2007
Word Count: 58291 Completed: Yes

The Enchanted Tower Room by beaweasley2 [Reviews - 309]
This is a SS/HG fic with a SS/LE comparison: Teenage Severus Snape and Lily find a room in the castle with a partially hidden staircase that leads them up to a private room at the top of a tower that even the Marauders don't know about.

Then twenty years later, Hermione Granger finds the room. Suddenly, she’s confronted by Severus Snape, who’s always considered tower room to be his own private little nook, and finds herself not only under the room’s spell, but must now meet the conditions of the room with the one professor that has always been her biggest enigma.

Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, General, Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 25
Published: 04/29/2008 Updated: 01/19/2010
Word Count: 150162 Completed: Yes

Yuletide Revelation by southern_witch_69 [Reviews - 178]
*Complete* After a chance meeting in Knockturn Alley, Hermione follows Snape home in hopes that he'll accept an invitation to Christmas dinner. This is my take on the How It Could Be Christmas Challenge that can be found at the Yahoo!Group, Potter_Place.

Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges
Genres: Romance, Friendship
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 5
Published: 12/19/2005 Updated: 01/01/2006
Word Count: 23305 Completed: Yes

Bushy and the Beast by Wonk [Reviews - 244]
A new fairy tale begins as an old one ends. Snape was cursed with ugliness when he refused shelter to an old woman, and his condition can only heal with requited love. But who could ever love a beast?

Romance
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 21
Published: 02/18/2004 Updated: 08/12/2004
Word Count: 65067 Completed: Yes

At The Shore Of The Heart by neelix [Reviews - 241]
Hermione comes across Severus Snape in a situation she would never have imagined.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship, Tragedy, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 20
Published: 06/12/2010 Updated: 07/05/2010
Word Count: 23038 Completed: Yes

I'm Not In Love by neelix [Reviews - 106]
Hermione and Severus bump into each other on holiday. Should they ignore each other, or say hello?

Romance
Genres: Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 12
Published: 05/25/2009 Updated: 06/04/2009
Word Count: 15044 Completed: Yes

A Potionful of Trouble by TempestOfDreams [Reviews - 51]
A response to the Potter_Place Fall prompt challenge: #22. The Weasley twins come across Snape shopping for Potions ingredients. A commotion causes Snape to become distracted, and the twins promptly take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime golden opportunity to slip Snape one of their "experimental" products.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 10
Published: 06/02/2007 Updated: 07/21/2007
Word Count: 55635 Completed: Yes

Good as Gold by Camillo [Reviews - 161]
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. Unsubtle matchmaking attempts ensue, and Hermione's personal and professional lives clash dramatically. New Library Awards winner in the Humour category.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 7
Published: 03/03/2008 Updated: 06/24/2008
Word Count: 23783 Completed: Yes

Second Life by Lariope [Reviews - 1826]
Hermione is forced to lead a double life when she agrees to Dumbledore's secret plan to protect Professor Snape. Inspired by the Marriage Law.

Alternate Universe
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers, DH, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 48
Published: 01/26/2008 Updated: 09/20/2008
Word Count: 240642 Completed: Yes

Snape, A History by kailin [Reviews - 389]
Even the best marriages may not work out. Hermione Granger-Weasley turns to a tried and true remedy in order to deal with her distress.

Romance
Genres: Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 22
Published: 08/13/2006 Updated: 03/30/2007
Word Count: 61196 Completed: Yes

Liminal by Cybrokat [Reviews - 669]
He was learning much about her, much more than he ever thought he would comfortably know of anyone, through the music she shared with him.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death, Implied Character Death
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 41
Published: 03/15/2010 Updated: 11/28/2010
Word Count: 229345 Completed: Yes

Polyandry and Other Problems by ayerf [Reviews - 478]
A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 37
Published: 03/24/2008 Updated: 12/21/2010
Word Count: 144838 Completed: Yes

Let Me Be Your Hero by Sevi Snape [Reviews - 23]
Hermione is not a perfect sized supermodel and she isn't in a passionate relationship or a sex goddess. Severus isn't swarmed with admirers and is slightly vunerable. He needs a Hero. bit of fluff hope you like

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 11/24/2003 Updated: 11/24/2003
Word Count: 1279 Completed: Yes

Killing Time by Lariope [Reviews - 324]
A coming-of-age story for a nearly 40 year old man.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 11
Published: 09/03/2010 Updated: 09/26/2010
Word Count: 57915 Completed: Yes

The Love You Take by Subversa [Reviews - 1264]
Now Complete! Winner, Rd 3 SSHG Awards, Best PWP and Runner-Up for Best Epic/Saga. ~Winner Rd 3 Quill to Parchment for Best Fanon Het, Best AU, Best WIP!~ Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 28
Published: 08/29/2007 Updated: 11/01/2008
Word Count: 152868 Completed: Yes

Owned by Subversa [Reviews - 422]
War is hell, and the aftermath is often the most hellish part of all. Having lost everyone she most loves, Hermione Granger is only a shell of the woman she had been. Devastated by loss and guilt, Hermione draws the attention of Severus Snape with a random utterance.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 11
Published: 01/08/2011 Updated: 07/24/2011
Word Count: 30441 Completed: No

Ron And The Beanstalk Potion by WiccaRowan [Reviews - 19]
A very silly fic based on a LiveJournal fairytale challenge. It really is SS / HG, honest!

Humor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 03/14/2004 Updated: 03/14/2004
Word Count: 4045 Completed: Yes

For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape_submiss [Reviews - 4317]
Now Complete! Winner Best PWP Round 4 SSHG Awards! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest. Seventh year AU student/teacher.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Drama, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: BDSM
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 87
Published: 01/24/2009 Updated: 07/10/2010
Word Count: 310169 Completed: Yes

Two Weeks Notice by vanityfair [Reviews - 52]
Hermione has lost her job after a scandalous article in the newspaper. But work as a clerk in a bookstore might turn out to be more than she bargained for.Written for the SSHG Exchange.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 09/20/2007 Updated: 09/20/2007
Word Count: 8472 Completed: Yes

How It Happened Doesn't Matter by Deslea [Reviews - 117]
Hermione knew sex was a weapon of war. She prepared for it on her own terms, and when it came, reshaped it by her will into something to end the war. What she didn't bargain on were the choices she would lose when the battle was done. Trigger warning for dub-con, AU from end Book 5. This story is complete and will be posted as Ashwinder's schedule permits. This Chapter: Five years after the war ended, Severus spends Christmas at his adopted home of Gibraltar, reflecting on the ways he has healed. But there is one wound still open - the woman and child he left behind.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 10
Published: 08/11/2011 Updated: 08/22/2011
Word Count: 23430 Completed: Yes

The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette [Reviews - 566]
Hermione has been a prisoner since Voldemort won five years ago. Her bleak existence changes one night when someone from her past arrives unexpectedly.

Alternate Universe
Genres: Angst, Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death, Abuse, Implied Character Death, Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 40
Published: 04/16/2010 Updated: 10/26/2010
Word Count: 100022 Completed: Yes

Yea, Though I Walk by Aurette [Reviews - 266]
After the final battle, everyone has their demons to wrestle...

Angst
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death, Implied Character Death, Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 13
Published: 09/07/2011 Updated: 12/20/2011
Word Count: 52366 Completed: Yes

Objects of Desire by Azrael [Reviews - 704]
After the war has ended the Dream Team return to Hogwarts to finish their NEWTS. They soon learn that there is more to real life than playing the hero, and that relationships come in varying shades of gray.

General
Genres: General, Drama, Angst
Warnings: Abuse, Drug Abuse, Torture, Non-consensual Sex, Slash
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 59
Published: 01/20/2005 Updated: 03/07/2006
Word Count: 454337 Completed: Yes

Guard... Check... Mate by Bambu [Reviews - 781]
Late one night, after evening the distribution of house points, Snape discovers an unwanted intruder into the sub-levels of Hogwarts. What he finds alters his perception and the course of his life. (written pre-HBP)

Drama
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Torture
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 7
Published: 06/02/2005 Updated: 06/20/2005
Word Count: 50500 Completed: Yes

Sage by lady_rhian [Reviews - 409]
For nearly thirty years, Hermione and her family have lived in peace and prosperity. When the unexpected occurs, buried secrets of a time long forgotten vie to make themselves known. Confronted by her daughter, Hermione allows herself to remember her past. What she doesn’t expect is to come face to face with it. R/Hr, HG/SS. OWL Awards 2008: Fire & Ice, Order of Merlin 3rd class; Tearjerker, Order of Merlin 1st Class; Nineteen Years Later, Order of Merlin 1st Class. SSHG Awards: Best Novel-Length, Round 3.

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 21
Published: 08/07/2007 Updated: 08/20/2008
Word Count: 97441 Completed: Yes

In the House of Fallen Angels by Rilla [Reviews - 368]
During the war, Hermione cares for a house full of Order members who have become mentally incapacitated.

Angst
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Torture
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 31
Published: 11/10/2003 Updated: 11/10/2003
Word Count: 32679 Completed: Yes

Being Hermione Granger by Amphotera [Reviews - 639]
"She had no idea how to build a life for herself without first discovering who she really was and what she desired. It was worth an attempt, in any case." (DH epilogue disregarded.)

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 29
Published: 03/25/2008 Updated: 11/10/2009
Word Count: 104287 Completed: Yes

The Problem with Purity by Silver Birch [Reviews - 2755]
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS (with H/D). AU after OotP.

Romance
Genres: Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 69
Published: 01/30/2009 Updated: 12/30/2009
Word Count: 644008 Completed: Yes

No Loyalty in the Moonlight by Ariadne [Reviews - 205]
Because some secrets aren't meant to stay buried. Years after the final battle, Hermione will have to confront her own, including those she's kept from herself. Winner: Best Drama, 2006 OWL Awards.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 41
Published: 05/14/2007 Updated: 01/13/2009
Word Count: 89005 Completed: Yes

Mirrored Hesitations by Fayth [Reviews - 97]
How does Severus get so polished and perfect?

Fluff
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 12/18/2004 Updated: 12/18/2004
Word Count: 1598 Completed: Yes

The Man Who Sold the World by Meggory [Reviews - 777]
Voldemort rules Wizarding and Muggle Europe, the members of the Order of the Phoenix are dead, Lucius Malfoy controls the remains of London, and Hermione's lowly existence is beginning to chafe.
*This story is now complete! Hurray!*


Drama
Genres: Drama, Action/Adventure, Friendship
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 31
Published: 04/28/2005 Updated: 06/14/2009
Word Count: 105019 Completed: Yes

The Long Way Home by sshg316 [Reviews - 43]
The rise of the New Pure-Blood Party in Europe sends Severus Snape and his new partner, Hermione Granger, to Bulgaria, deep undercover. Cut off from everyone they know, they come to rely upon one another. A tragic misunderstanding separates them, until Hermione is seriously injured, and the two find themselves together again… this time at Spinner's End. Written for the SS/HG Exchange. DH-Compliant, EWE.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Drama, Angst, Action/Adventure, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: DH, Spoilers
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 4
Published: 02/26/2008 Updated: 03/06/2008
Word Count: 20107 Completed: Yes

Phoenix Song (or, Hermione Granger and the H-B P) by grangerous [Reviews - 384]
When Professor Snape heals Hermione's injuries after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, they are both surprised by what they learn. The two must work together to help Harry defeat Lord Voldemort.

Drama
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 25
Published: 04/08/2009 Updated: 05/26/2009
Word Count: 100356 Completed: Yes

A Change is Going to Come by livvy6 [Reviews - 651]
Now Complete!!! An accident with a Time-Turner in 1993 sends Hermione Granger back to 1973, and she is unable to return.

Alternate Universe
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Action/Adventure, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe, Tragedy, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death, Abuse, Drug Abuse, Non-consensual Sex, Slash, Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 74
Published: 12/24/2008 Updated: 08/10/2010
Word Count: 289016 Completed: Yes

Ways of Holding On by Trawler [Reviews - 105]
Voldemort and his Death Eaters undertake a brutal attack on Hogwarts, the last bastion of resistance against him. Upon his victory, he allows Lucius Malfoy to take Severus Snape and Hermione Granger with him as 'rewards'. Unfortunately for them, Malfoy is a sex-mad sadist. How will the pair cope with their imprisonment? Will they ever be free? (Contains strong language and strong sexual content)

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe, Tragedy, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death, Torture, Implied Character Death, Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 15
Published: 09/25/2008 Updated: 11/21/2008
Word Count: 57173 Completed: Yes

Father Figure by Teddy Radiator [Reviews - 117]
In the ten years since the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape has worked very hard to free himself from his old life in order to become a respected Headmaster. Of course, his wife Hermione loves him regardless, but will an innocent board game change the entire future of their marriage, not to mention Severus' view of his own kindler, gentler self? Written as a gift for the incomparable Subvers in the LJ 2011 SSHG Exchange. This story comes with its own soundtrack. If you'd like to have your own copy, email me.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: General, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 13
Published: 01/24/2012 Updated: 03/09/2012
Word Count: 70155 Completed: Yes

Heart With No Companion by michmak [Reviews - 882]
"Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble."

Angst
Genres: Drama, Angst
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 20
Published: 10/07/2004 Updated: 01/31/2005
Word Count: 89435 Completed: Yes

The Silvering Divide by Somigliana [Reviews - 218]
Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 16
Published: 10/29/2008 Updated: 12/17/2008
Word Count: 52450 Completed: Yes

Veils of Illusion by Rilla [Reviews - 381]
At the end of Hermione's sixth year, she is told that her parents were murdered by Death Eaters. She is determined to get revenge, but may find out that nothing is as it seems. *Complete*

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 28
Published: 11/13/2003 Updated: 05/20/2004
Word Count: 98715 Completed: Yes

Forged in Flames by MissWhich [Reviews - 358]
In her last year at Hogwarts, Hermione and her Potions professor become entangled in a difficult and tricky situation -- one that has implications for the war against Voldemort...and for their relationship with each other.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Torture
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 29
Published: 09/26/2011 Updated: 01/03/2012
Word Count: 89185 Completed: Yes

The Price of Madness by PlaidPooka [Reviews - 2009]
It’s possible in wartime that madness eventually comes for us all. Yet some madness might be carefully purchased; some sanity knowingly sacrificed. This story is such a tale.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 34
Published: 04/08/2006 Updated: 12/16/2012
Word Count: 110961 Completed: Yes

The Road Home by SGTRJ [Reviews - 172]
Sequel to "A Matter of Trust."

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 14
Published: 09/18/2009 Updated: 04/02/2011
Word Count: 45928 Completed: No

Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense by Ive [Reviews - 268]
Seventh year, slow burn. When Voldemort orders Snape to retrieve a sample of Hermione Granger's brain tissue, the Head Girl must find a way to protect her body - but she may not be able to shield her heart. Partly based on a true story.

Romance
Genres: General, Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 52
Published: 06/22/2019 Updated: 04/28/2021
Word Count: 180010 Completed: Yes

Falling In Love: It Hasn't Happened Yet by dragoon811 [Reviews - 25]
Summary: Hermione is falling in love with Severus Snape. Literally. Written for Toblass for the 2016 SSHG-Giftfest.

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 01/04/2017 Updated: 01/13/2017
Word Count: 3175 Completed: Yes

Falling in Love II: It's Happening Now by dragoon811 [Reviews - 14]
Hermione is falling in love with Severus Snape. Literally. Continuation of the series/fic written for Toblass.

Fluff
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 07/21/2019 Updated: 07/22/2019
Word Count: 3131 Completed: Yes

Dark Gods in the Blood by [Reviews - 107]
A wandering student comes home, a broken man pays his penance, and a gruesome murder is both more and less than it seems. Some paths to self-discovery have more twists and turns than others. pre-HBP and pre-DH, written 2003-2004.

General
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Tragedy
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 33
Published: 01/17/2011 Updated: 01/18/2011
Word Count: 127904 Completed: Yes

A Fine Life by SlytherPouf [Reviews - 108]
Twenty years after the War, Hermione is Minister for Magic, Snape is Headmaster. Neither are looking for love but it finds them anyway, although they soon find themselves fighting to protect the life they have made together.

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 31
Published: 08/25/2017 Updated: 12/08/2017
Word Count: 104573 Completed: Yes

A Murder of Crows by Hogwarts_91 [Reviews - 754]
14 yrs post-war: Hermione's teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?

Romance
Genres: General, Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 33
Published: 07/19/2008 Updated: 11/10/2009
Word Count: 149765 Completed: Yes

A Beach in Ireland by Bambu [Reviews - 65]
Eight years post-Voldemort, Hermione decides to celebrate her birthday quietly at home, but serendipity takes a hand.

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 10/16/2009 Updated: 10/16/2009
Word Count: 8909 Completed: Yes

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