Penname: | RedOrchid [Contact] | Member Since: | 2004.10.15 | Website: | http://redorchids.livejournal.com | Stories Posted: | 11 | Reviews Posted: | 91 | A Favorite Author of: | 362 members | Favorite Stories: | 19 | Favorite Authors: | 3 | 26 years old, avid HP fan, live in a pretty rainy country. My favourite writer is George Orwell, which should be taken as a warning by anyone looking for pink fluff. I do not like pink fluff.
What I do like are dark, cynical, well-plotted stories with beautiful and skilled writing. And reviews of course :-)
PLEASE NOTE: I'm currently in a HP/DM love fest phase, and stories keep popping up in my head like crazy. Since I'm not allowed to archive them here, these stories can be found att TPP (http://www.thepetulantpoetess.com/viewuser.php?uid=13431) or on my Livejournal (http://redorchids.livejournal.com). This unfortunately means that my SS/HG WIPs have been abandoned. I tried to finish them for a long time, but in the end, it just wouldn't come together. I'm very sorry about that. (More details at the end of the last posted chapter of each story if you're interested.)
WIP status update (2008-12-08):
Shades of Grey: Abandoned. I'm sorry. It was just the right thing to do.
The Ringmaker: Same thing.
Les Innocents: Same thing again.
Recently completed:
Lots of stuff. Some HP/DM, some HP/CD, some AD/GG and lots of other fics. Go check out my LJ.
Enough about me, now read my stories. :-) |
Out Of Time by Helga Von Nutwimple [Reviews - 143]
Hermione Granger has always fought for the underdog... but when a magical accident sends her twenty years into the past, the underdog's identity comes as a shock...
Romance |
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Brazen |
Chapters: 6
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Published: 05/29/2004 |
Updated: 06/02/2004 |
Word Count: 10649 |
Completed: No |
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The Binding of Hermione by rayvyn2k [Reviews - 507]
Draco Malfoy's obsession with Hermione Granger attracts the attention of the potions master.
Porn Without Plot |
Genres: Drama, Romance, Plot? What Plot? |
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 14
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Published: 06/19/2004 |
Updated: 08/11/2011 |
Word Count: 42774 |
Completed: No |
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The Hogwarts Men's Club by Andrian [Reviews - 198]
What exactly do the men on staff talk about around the the table? WARNING::::THIS IS PORN, PURE PORN, A SPOOF, A ROMP, TEACHERS/STUDENTS. IF That bites your arse don't read. Thank you
Porn Without Plot |
Genres: Humor, Menage a trois, Plot? What Plot? |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 9
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Published: 08/19/2004 |
Updated: 10/04/2004 |
Word Count: 23040 |
Completed: Yes |
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MISSION I: Get Hermione Laid by Fervesco [Reviews - 309]
Voldemort is dead and the party is on at Grimmauld Place. Hermione however has set herself a mission.... HG/SS/RL/SB
Porn Without Plot |
Genres: Fluff |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 6
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Published: 11/15/2003 |
Updated: 11/18/2003 |
Word Count: 13970 |
Completed: Yes |
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And They Didn't Live Happily Ever After by Betz [Reviews - 2516]
COMPLETE! Answer to the WIKTT "I'm Just a Gigolo" challenge. Harry asks Hermione a favor, but it will lead her to question her own marriage to Ron. Can Hermione continue to find contentment in a mediocre marriage and a completely unfulfilling sex life? When Hermione begins to see a gigolo for conversation and companionship, the foundation of her life is shaken to the core from revelations concerning every aspect of her life. This story is now AU, ignoring all new HBP canon. Winner of Round Three Multifaceted's Endurance category (best challenge fic).
This is no longer a WIP. This story is completed and I'll be posting about a chapter a week, or as fast as my betas can edit.
To view the fan art that goes with this fic, view the Tumblr site I have set up for this fanfic:
http://atdlhea-betz.tumblr.com/
Challenge fics |
Genres: General, Angst, Alternate Universe |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 131
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Published: 10/28/2004 |
Updated: 03/27/2017 |
Word Count: 962448 |
Completed: Yes |
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I Know What You Do In The Dungeons by buttercup [Reviews - 330]
- COMPLETE- A student's jealous obsession with Hermione Granger leads to attempted murder, a mysterious death, and may reveal a secret that would destroy Hermione and Severus.
Drama |
Genres: Mystery/Suspense |
Warnings: Character Death |
Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 11
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Published: 01/24/2004 |
Updated: 06/12/2005 |
Word Count: 31569 |
Completed: Yes |
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Fair Exchanges by fawkes_07 [Reviews - 507]
Hermione Granger wants to learn Occlumency. Professor Snape, however, is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn a bit about compromises before the tale is done.
Romance |
Genres: Humor, Romance |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 46
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Published: 03/27/2007 |
Updated: 12/28/2008 |
Word Count: 76574 |
Completed: No |
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Paradise Lost by Leraiv Snape [Reviews - 365]
Having fulfilled Voldemort's bidding in order to protect her, Snape and Hermione must deal with the consequences of their actions, control their magic and find a way to end the war. Second part of the story started in Forbidden Fruit, now completely and irreversibly AU since DH.
Alternate Universe |
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 15
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Published: 07/17/2007 |
Updated: 04/17/2012 |
Word Count: 130028 |
Completed: No |
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Forbidden Fruit by Leraiv Snape [Reviews - 695]
Snape triggers an ancient magic that has lain dormant, binding him to Hermione Granger in the middle of the war and exposing them both to the manipulations of Lord Voldemort and Albus Dumbledore. Part one of a two-part story.
Romance |
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance |
Warnings: Torture |
Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 21
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Published: 01/27/2006 |
Updated: 07/04/2007 |
Word Count: 139306 |
Completed: Yes |
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A Gift of Time by Leraiv Snape [Reviews - 814]
“Granger, Hermione.” None of the students heard the catch in Professor McGonagall's voice. And even if they had, they would have attributed it to dryness of her throat, not to sudden shock. Before them, in the space of breaths it took to say her name, Severus Snape, their colleague of thirty-one years had dissolved, leaving a blossoming adolescent of seventeen.
Romance |
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance |
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers |
Rating: Suggestive |
Chapters: 21
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Published: 02/08/2006 |
Updated: 11/23/2008 |
Word Count: 147215 |
Completed: No |
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A Terrible Temptation by Friendlyquark [Reviews - 975]
Stuck in Harry Potter's body due to a plot to kill the boy who lived, Severus must pretend to be his most hated student. When he develops feelings for Hermione Granger, can he withstand the temptation? What will happen when he returns to his own body?
Challenge fics |
Genres: Romance |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 44
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Published: 02/20/2004 |
Updated: 05/14/2004 |
Word Count: 78408 |
Completed: Yes |
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The Love You Take by Subversa [Reviews - 1264]
Now Complete! Winner, Rd 3 SSHG Awards, Best PWP and Runner-Up for Best Epic/Saga. ~Winner Rd 3 Quill to Parchment for Best Fanon Het, Best AU, Best WIP!~ Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.
Romance |
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 28
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Published: 08/29/2007 |
Updated: 11/01/2008 |
Word Count: 152868 |
Completed: Yes |
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A Walking Shadow by Ariadne [Reviews - 317]
Post-HBP, Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She does not expect to find Severus Snape. Winner: Best Fanon Het, Quill-to-Parchment, Round 2.
Drama |
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance |
Warnings: none |
Rating: Wanton |
Chapters: 62
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Published: 04/19/2007 |
Updated: 08/17/2008 |
Word Count: 134350 |
Completed: Yes |
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A Bit of Before-Bed Reading by Horserider [Reviews - 342]
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape let their lusts for each other come to fruition, with the help of a book…but is that all that has arisen between them? Takes into account some revelations of HBP, but Dumbledore still lives, so might be considered by some to be AU.
Porn Without Plot |
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe |
Warnings: Abuse, BDSM, HBP, Spoilers |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 10
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Published: 01/02/2006 |
Updated: 10/05/2015 |
Word Count: 48018 |
Completed: No |
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Second Life by Lariope [Reviews - 1826]
Hermione is forced to lead a double life when she agrees to Dumbledore's secret plan to protect Professor Snape. Inspired by the Marriage Law.
Alternate Universe |
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort |
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers, DH, Spoilers |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 48
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Published: 01/26/2008 |
Updated: 09/20/2008 |
Word Count: 240642 |
Completed: Yes |
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Amnesty by AccioBook7 [Reviews - 68]
HBP--the way it should have been written. Written for the January '08 SS/HG Exchange. Canon-compliant all the way through DH, sans the epilogue.
Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange |
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Angst, Action/Adventure, Romance, Friendship |
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers, Violence, DH, Spoilers |
Rating: Lascivious |
Chapters: 10
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Published: 02/25/2008 |
Updated: 03/19/2008 |
Word Count: 67823 |
Completed: No |
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