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Penname:RedOrchid [Contact]
Member Since:2004.10.15
Website:http://redorchids.livejournal.com
Stories Posted:11
Reviews Posted:91
A Favorite Author of:362 members
Favorite Stories:19
Favorite Authors:3
26 years old, avid HP fan, live in a pretty rainy country. My favourite writer is George Orwell, which should be taken as a warning by anyone looking for pink fluff. I do not like pink fluff.

What I do like are dark, cynical, well-plotted stories with beautiful and skilled writing. And reviews of course :-)

PLEASE NOTE: I'm currently in a HP/DM love fest phase, and stories keep popping up in my head like crazy. Since I'm not allowed to archive them here, these stories can be found att TPP (http://www.thepetulantpoetess.com/viewuser.php?uid=13431) or on my Livejournal (http://redorchids.livejournal.com). This unfortunately means that my SS/HG WIPs have been abandoned. I tried to finish them for a long time, but in the end, it just wouldn't come together. I'm very sorry about that. (More details at the end of the last posted chapter of each story if you're interested.)

WIP status update (2008-12-08):

Shades of Grey: Abandoned. I'm sorry. It was just the right thing to do.
The Ringmaker: Same thing.
Les Innocents: Same thing again.

Recently completed:

Lots of stuff. Some HP/DM, some HP/CD, some AD/GG and lots of other fics. Go check out my LJ.

Enough about me, now read my stories. :-)

Stories by RedOrchid (11)Favorite Stories (19)Favorite Authors (3)


Out Of Time by Helga Von Nutwimple [Reviews - 143]
Hermione Granger has always fought for the underdog... but when a magical accident sends her twenty years into the past, the underdog's identity comes as a shock...

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 6
Published: 05/29/2004 Updated: 06/02/2004
Word Count: 10649 Completed: No

Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple [Reviews - 538]
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 10
Published: 06/05/2004 Updated: 04/16/2005
Word Count: 30800 Completed: No

The Binding of Hermione by rayvyn2k [Reviews - 507]
Draco Malfoy's obsession with Hermione Granger attracts the attention of the potions master.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Drama, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 14
Published: 06/19/2004 Updated: 08/11/2011
Word Count: 42774 Completed: No

The Hogwarts Men's Club by Andrian [Reviews - 198]
What exactly do the men on staff talk about around the the table? WARNING::::THIS IS PORN, PURE PORN, A SPOOF, A ROMP, TEACHERS/STUDENTS. IF That bites your arse don't read. Thank you

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Menage a trois, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 08/19/2004 Updated: 10/04/2004
Word Count: 23040 Completed: Yes

MISSION II: Get Hermione Laid...AGAIN! by Fervesco [Reviews - 536]
COMPLETE!! PWP...HG/SS/SB/RL - now back at Hogwarts for the final weeks of term, there are new rules and new games to be played...

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 12/07/2003 Updated: 06/14/2005
Word Count: 19892 Completed: Yes

MISSION I: Get Hermione Laid by Fervesco [Reviews - 309]
Voldemort is dead and the party is on at Grimmauld Place. Hermione however has set herself a mission.... HG/SS/RL/SB

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 11/15/2003 Updated: 11/18/2003
Word Count: 13970 Completed: Yes

And They Didn't Live Happily Ever After by Betz [Reviews - 2516]
COMPLETE! Answer to the WIKTT "I'm Just a Gigolo" challenge. Harry asks Hermione a favor, but it will lead her to question her own marriage to Ron. Can Hermione continue to find contentment in a mediocre marriage and a completely unfulfilling sex life? When Hermione begins to see a gigolo for conversation and companionship, the foundation of her life is shaken to the core from revelations concerning every aspect of her life. This story is now AU, ignoring all new HBP canon. Winner of Round Three Multifaceted's Endurance category (best challenge fic). This is no longer a WIP. This story is completed and I'll be posting about a chapter a week, or as fast as my betas can edit. To view the fan art that goes with this fic, view the Tumblr site I have set up for this fanfic: http://atdlhea-betz.tumblr.com/

Challenge fics
Genres: General, Angst, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 131
Published: 10/28/2004 Updated: 03/27/2017
Word Count: 962448 Completed: Yes

I Know What You Do In The Dungeons by buttercup [Reviews - 330]
- COMPLETE- A student's jealous obsession with Hermione Granger leads to attempted murder, a mysterious death, and may reveal a secret that would destroy Hermione and Severus.

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 11
Published: 01/24/2004 Updated: 06/12/2005
Word Count: 31569 Completed: Yes

Fair Exchanges by fawkes_07 [Reviews - 507]
Hermione Granger wants to learn Occlumency. Professor Snape, however, is not known for his generous nature. Both may learn a bit about compromises before the tale is done.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 46
Published: 03/27/2007 Updated: 12/28/2008
Word Count: 76574 Completed: No

Paradise Lost by Leraiv Snape [Reviews - 365]
Having fulfilled Voldemort's bidding in order to protect her, Snape and Hermione must deal with the consequences of their actions, control their magic and find a way to end the war. Second part of the story started in Forbidden Fruit, now completely and irreversibly AU since DH.

Alternate Universe
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 15
Published: 07/17/2007 Updated: 04/17/2012
Word Count: 130028 Completed: No

Forbidden Fruit by Leraiv Snape [Reviews - 695]
Snape triggers an ancient magic that has lain dormant, binding him to Hermione Granger in the middle of the war and exposing them both to the manipulations of Lord Voldemort and Albus Dumbledore. Part one of a two-part story.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Torture
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 21
Published: 01/27/2006 Updated: 07/04/2007
Word Count: 139306 Completed: Yes

A Gift of Time by Leraiv Snape [Reviews - 814]
“Granger, Hermione.” None of the students heard the catch in Professor McGonagall's voice. And even if they had, they would have attributed it to dryness of her throat, not to sudden shock. Before them, in the space of breaths it took to say her name, Severus Snape, their colleague of thirty-one years had dissolved, leaving a blossoming adolescent of seventeen.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 21
Published: 02/08/2006 Updated: 11/23/2008
Word Count: 147215 Completed: No

The Not-So-Comprehensive Guide to Hermione/Severus Clichés in Fanfiction by Electryone [Reviews - 191]
The majority of HG/SS plotlines in under 500 words each. Time-turners added!

Humor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 05/13/2004 Updated: 05/13/2004
Word Count: 2748 Completed: Yes

A Terrible Temptation by Friendlyquark [Reviews - 975]
Stuck in Harry Potter's body due to a plot to kill the boy who lived, Severus must pretend to be his most hated student. When he develops feelings for Hermione Granger, can he withstand the temptation? What will happen when he returns to his own body?

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 44
Published: 02/20/2004 Updated: 05/14/2004
Word Count: 78408 Completed: Yes

The Love You Take by Subversa [Reviews - 1264]
Now Complete! Winner, Rd 3 SSHG Awards, Best PWP and Runner-Up for Best Epic/Saga. ~Winner Rd 3 Quill to Parchment for Best Fanon Het, Best AU, Best WIP!~ Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 28
Published: 08/29/2007 Updated: 11/01/2008
Word Count: 152868 Completed: Yes

A Walking Shadow by Ariadne [Reviews - 317]
Post-HBP, Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She does not expect to find Severus Snape. Winner: Best Fanon Het, Quill-to-Parchment, Round 2.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 62
Published: 04/19/2007 Updated: 08/17/2008
Word Count: 134350 Completed: Yes

A Bit of Before-Bed Reading by Horserider [Reviews - 342]
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape let their lusts for each other come to fruition, with the help of a book…but is that all that has arisen between them? Takes into account some revelations of HBP, but Dumbledore still lives, so might be considered by some to be AU.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Abuse, BDSM, HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 10
Published: 01/02/2006 Updated: 10/05/2015
Word Count: 48018 Completed: No

Second Life by Lariope [Reviews - 1826]
Hermione is forced to lead a double life when she agrees to Dumbledore's secret plan to protect Professor Snape. Inspired by the Marriage Law.

Alternate Universe
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers, DH, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 48
Published: 01/26/2008 Updated: 09/20/2008
Word Count: 240642 Completed: Yes

Amnesty by AccioBook7 [Reviews - 68]
HBP--the way it should have been written. Written for the January '08 SS/HG Exchange. Canon-compliant all the way through DH, sans the epilogue.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Angst, Action/Adventure, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers, Violence, DH, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 10
Published: 02/25/2008 Updated: 03/19/2008
Word Count: 67823 Completed: No

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