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Penname:PlaidPooka [Contact]
Member Since:2004.09.06
Real name:Juls
Website:http://julianneqjohnson.wordpress.com/
Stories Posted:14
Reviews Posted:524
A Favorite Author of:881 members
Favorite Stories:30
Favorite Authors:11
While I have not written fanfic in years, I still enjoy reading it. If you want to see some of my non-fanfic writing, you can find my present blog at https://julianneqjohnson.wordpress.com/

My romance novel, Descending, is available through Amazon and Kindle. You can find it by searching Julianne Q Johnson.

Stories by PlaidPooka (14)Favorite Stories (30)Favorite Authors (11)


Teacher, Teacher by Moaning Myrtle [Reviews - 384]
My long-ago response to a WIKtT "Turn the tables on Snape" challenge which was issued, written and completed long before HBP. A food-centric romance, being edited, corrected and otherwise polished. This story is complete; I'm correcting as it stands.

Humor
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 16
Published: 01/17/2004 Updated: 04/12/2004
Word Count: 44726 Completed: Yes

The Not-So-Comprehensive Guide to Hermione/Severus Clichés in Fanfiction by Electryone [Reviews - 187]
The majority of HG/SS plotlines in under 500 words each. Time-turners added!

Humor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 05/13/2004 Updated: 05/13/2004
Word Count: 2748 Completed: Yes

A Terrible Temptation by Friendlyquark [Reviews - 951]
Stuck in Harry Potter's body due to a plot to kill the boy who lived, Severus must pretend to be his most hated student. When he develops feelings for Hermione Granger, can he withstand the temptation? What will happen when he returns to his own body?

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 44
Published: 02/20/2004 Updated: 05/14/2004
Word Count: 78408 Completed: Yes

Wandless Magic by Deeble [Reviews - 833]
Voldemort is dead. Severus Snape is not. But he discovers there's just as much need for espionage now — and he's in no position to do it. (Winner of the "Pride" category in Round I of the Multifaceted Harry Potter Fanfic Awards.)

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 28
Published: 08/18/2004 Updated: 10/06/2004
Word Count: 55719 Completed: Yes

You Know What They Say about Necessity... by Jade_Orchid [Reviews - 1023]
Severus has been hit with a debilitating spell, and Hermione and Harry must stay with him while he heals. **CHAPTER 34 IS UP!**

Drama
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 34
Published: 09/07/2004 Updated: 04/18/2005
Word Count: 85093 Completed: No

Phantom of Hogwarts by Good_Witch [Reviews - 4088]
*NOW COMPLETE* How in the world does Hogwarts come to be doing a performance of The Phantom of the Opera? And just why is Snape so pissed about it?

General
Genres: Humor, General, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 88
Published: 08/05/2004 Updated: 07/01/2010
Word Count: 684881 Completed: Yes

From The Case Files Of Hermione Granger: Genius by mademoiselle_petal [Reviews - 105]
An affectionate parody of all the cliches of my favourite 'ship. Warning: contains grisly, gratuitous Ron-death. (Mwahaha!)

Humor
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 10/02/2004 Updated: 10/02/2004
Word Count: 6969 Completed: Yes

Heart With No Companion by michmak [Reviews - 880]
"Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble."

Angst
Genres: Drama, Angst
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 20
Published: 10/07/2004 Updated: 01/31/2005
Word Count: 89435 Completed: Yes

Pumblechook by wartcap [Reviews - 1202]
'Expecto Patronum!' Professor Lupin cast at the Dementor on the Hogwarts Express - and so begins the tale of Pumblechook.
Left powerless and alone, his Dementor powers gone, he can only rely on the good will of others. Professor Snape and Hermione Granger must work together, for the good of the Order, to get the last loyal Dementor back to full strength in their battle against Lord Voldemort. A comedy set during HBP. Canon compliant.

Winner of the laughter category, runner up in the original character category - round six of the Multifaceted Awards.

Humor
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 17
Published: 03/24/2006 Updated: 03/25/2007
Word Count: 72405 Completed: Yes

Frogs In Winter 01 by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 157]
Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!

Humor
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 01/11/2005 Updated: 01/11/2005
Word Count: 15157 Completed: Yes

Finding His Voice by michmak [Reviews - 334]
A companion piece to "She Never Stops Talking", a one-shot PWP I wrote that refuses to let me go. After the war, Snape retreats to his dungeons and is prepared to live his life friendless and alone. Will Hermione let him?

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 10
Published: 01/13/2005 Updated: 09/20/2006
Word Count: 25563 Completed: Yes

I Have A Secret by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 185]
Professor Snape is missing, and Hermione is asked to fill in as Potions Mistress until he is found.

Romance
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 02/02/2005 Updated: 02/04/2005
Word Count: 23845 Completed: Yes

Dances With Witches by Pearle [Reviews - 1660]
Severus loses a magical bet to Albus. The consequences? He's forced to take Argentine Tango lessons from Hermione during her summer break from University. An uneasy friendship is formed that turns into something more. What part does the Wolfsbane Potion play, and what is the mystery behind the Enchanted Leaf? Equal parts: humor, sensuality, adventure, and mystery. My answer to the codpiece challenge on Wiktt. HG/SS

Dances With Witches was a winner in the laughter category of the Multifaceted Awards (Round 2)


Chapters 47 & 48 new as of March 2012

**New**
Chapter 49 - Expecting The Unexpected

Summary: Master Viridis contacts Hermione and an unusual confrontation takes place.



General
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Humor, General, Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 49
Published: 08/23/2004 Updated: 03/12/2012
Word Count: 254578 Completed: No

A Blue Stocking Thing by JustJeanette [Reviews - 308]
Admit it, you like fluff romance stories... Well here is one from the fluffiest genre of all: The Regency Romance al la Hogwart's.

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 13
Published: 01/12/2004 Updated: 06/16/2006
Word Count: 24729 Completed: No

It started with a book by Shiv5468 [Reviews - 390]
Who says Romance is dead?

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 10
Published: 12/08/2003 Updated: 05/08/2005
Word Count: 21510 Completed: Yes

MISSION II: Get Hermione Laid...AGAIN! by Fervesco [Reviews - 536]
COMPLETE!! PWP...HG/SS/SB/RL - now back at Hogwarts for the final weeks of term, there are new rules and new games to be played...

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 12/07/2003 Updated: 06/14/2005
Word Count: 19892 Completed: Yes

An Army of Snapes by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 463]
Hermione suffers a chocolate-frog accident, Severus suffers the hiccups, and Snape (& Snape & Snape & Snape & Snape, ad singultium) suffer existential needs…

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Humor, General, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 03/08/2005 Updated: 03/09/2005
Word Count: 61053 Completed: Yes

Bottle (Hermione) by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 129]
A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. Hermione’s point-of-view. Companion story to JustJeanette’s “Bottle (Severus)” **Editing update**

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Angst, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 01/12/2005 Updated: 12/02/2005
Word Count: 47561 Completed: No

Bottle (Severus) by JustJeanette [Reviews - 108]
LEMONS FINALLY!!!!!!! (New part plus Bottled has now been merged into this story so that the enitre tale is in one file... easier on the reader) A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. Companion story to LadyOfTheMasque "Bottle (Hermione)"

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Angst, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 5
Published: 01/12/2005 Updated: 11/29/2005
Word Count: 41784 Completed: No

Like the Muggles Do by fyiagcg [Reviews - 718]
The Order of the Phoenix was bored. Happy and relieved, but bored. So Albus began the Order Games. It is now time for their most challenging game to date: Live Like Muggles.

Humor
Genres: Humor, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 12
Published: 03/13/2005 Updated: 03/13/2009
Word Count: 50395 Completed: No

Courtesy of Your Fairy God-Jarvey by dracontia [Reviews - 151]
Snape is getting a makeover. Why, you ask? Well, wouldn’t you, if offered one by a Fairy God-Jarvey? A particularly silly (and longish) take on the SexGod!Snape Challenge.

Challenge fics > Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 4
Published: 03/28/2006 Updated: 04/02/2006
Word Count: 18496 Completed: Yes

Unintentional Amour by southern_witch_69 [Reviews - 220]
~Complete~ Snape is forced to spend part of his summer holiday with Hermione and Harry per Dumbledore's request. This is mostly at PWP in response to the SW69 HP Chapter Challenge at Potter Place.

Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges
Genres: Romance, Friendship, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 03/31/2006 Updated: 04/18/2006
Word Count: 17743 Completed: Yes

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Invictus by Doomspark [Reviews - 343]
Convicted as a Death Eater, Severus Snape is condemned to have his mind and magic ruthlessly torn from him. As restitution for his crimes, he is sold into slavery - and bought by Hermione Granger.

This was written before OotP came out, and may or may not be compliant with events in that or subsequent books.

Angst
Genres: Drama, Angst, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character Death, Abuse, Torture, Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 12
Published: 05/04/2006 Updated: 05/24/2006
Word Count: 40910 Completed: Yes

The Quiet Life of Severus Snape by lilypetals [Reviews - 321]
In which Severus Snape's death is interrupted by an interfering Hermione Granger, and he harbors quiet animosity for the girl who forced him to live past the war. Content warning for trauma, suicide mention, torture, and self-harm.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 24
Published: 12/06/2010 Updated: 07/24/2015
Word Count: 85483 Completed: No

A Good Day by a_bees_buzz [Reviews - 50]
If Severus survives the war (assuming that the good guys will win), in the immediate aftermath his life will be hell. Oh, he may be pardoned eventually, or even exonerated. He might manage to hide out until the charges are dropped. But there are going to be rough times. Nothing he can't handle; his life has always been pretty miserable. But. What if there aren't? How would Severus Snape respond to a world in which things go his way? Rec'ed by Know It Alls

Humor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 07/11/2007 Updated: 07/15/2007
Word Count: 8887 Completed: Yes

Snaring Snape by GlindaTrisstt [Reviews - 67]
***This is a lovely little lemon filled surprise, just for fun !! (and because I think the Phelps twins are so darn cute !!) ~~George and Hermione are amazed to find they fantasized about the same person, Professor Snape.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Slash
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 8
Published: 02/22/2004 Updated: 03/01/2004
Word Count: 15880 Completed: Yes

Last Minute Crisis by Quillusion [Reviews - 164]
Severus's past threatens everything for which the Order has worked- but the nature of the threat takes Hermione by surprise.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 4
Published: 01/12/2004 Updated: 01/27/2004
Word Count: 20401 Completed: Yes

Soul Searching by Quillusion [Reviews - 272]
Molly Weasley is ill, and her son Ron has found a way to help her. But he needs Hermione Granger's help, because it involves a potion he doesn't know how to make. The main ingredient in the potion- part of a human soul- is hard to come by, and when she sets out to steal it from Professor Snape's storeroom, Hermione sets in motion a chain of events that will take her from the dungeons to the Burrow and beyond, to Stonehenge and to the very stronghold of Voldemort himself, to learn about the strength that wells from the bones of the earth- and from the heart of a man who believes he has little left to give.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 32
Published: 01/27/2004 Updated: 01/27/2004
Word Count: 167604 Completed: Yes

All You Need Is Love by Hogwarts_91 [Reviews - 77]
Hermione despises flight. Several excels at it. Neither can resist a challenge. Will sparks fly when they take to the sky?

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 20
Published: 05/19/2009 Updated: 06/20/2009
Word Count: 31041 Completed: Yes

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