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Penname:joannie [Contact]
Member Since:2005.07.09
Real name:Lois Joan
Website:http://joannie3.livejournal.com/
Stories Posted:3
Reviews Posted:307
A Favorite Author of:26 members
Favorite Stories:93
Favorite Authors:30

Working leaves me with little time to write. I’m just discovering what most of you seem to have already known – Alan Rickman, of Blessed Memory.
Avid mystery and sci-fi reader; loves tall, dark, rugged men - and Cosmopolitans - and the occasional glass of the bubbly.

Child of the 50's; grew up in the 60's; came of age in the 70's, and came to my senses in the 80's.

Keladry Lupin, I agree, as well, 'I reject this reality and substitute it with my own.'
My life took an unfortunate twist on the 8th of March 2008; the light of my life has passed on.
However, I and my three guide spirits will not let this deter the story; I promise to complete what I have started.




I'm in Slytherin!

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Stories by joannie (3)Favorite Stories (93)Favorite Authors (30)


Chosen by Desire by SnarkyWench [Reviews - 214]
Hermione is chosen for an ancient ritual... and needs Snape's cooperation to fulfill her obligation.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 04/03/2005 Updated: 04/06/2005
Word Count: 10628 Completed: Yes

One Vital Ingredient by cocoachristy [Reviews - 196]
A foul curse cast on Hermione and Ginny leaves them forced to search out one vital ingredient from their soul mates. Will Draco and Severus help them in their time of need? This is my response to a Potter Place Winter Prompt Challenge.

Romance
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 13
Published: 03/25/2007 Updated: 06/14/2007
Word Count: 78502 Completed: Yes

How That Led To This by Isobel L [Reviews - 212]
Hermione, when thirteen, did something that comes back to haunt her on Graduation day.

General
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 01/16/2005 Updated: 01/19/2005
Word Count: 4623 Completed: Yes

Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy [Reviews - 1529]
In her seventh year, a late night discovery changes Hermione Granger's views on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them.

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 50
Published: 06/05/2005 Updated: 07/15/2006
Word Count: 329450 Completed: Yes

The Sins of Sex by JenKM1216 [Reviews - 57]
Severus and Hermione find each other the night Hermione graduates.

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 07/20/2006 Updated: 07/22/2006
Word Count: 782 Completed: Yes

Fame and Misfortune by looneyluna [Reviews - 607]
Being a celebrity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially when one has pissed off the leading reporter of the Daily Prophet. Trying to counteract his bad publicity, Severus Snape devises a plan – to marry. Hermione Granger is recently unemployed due to the unwanted attentions of an admirer. Their misfortunes will drive them together.

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 18
Published: 01/16/2006 Updated: 04/25/2006
Word Count: 60218 Completed: Yes

Strange Bedfellows by luna_fic [Reviews - 23]
Severus and Hermione are sent to Paris to investigate how the floo network was thwarted.

General
Genres: Humor, Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 7
Published: 08/06/2004 Updated: 08/15/2004
Word Count: 16375 Completed: No

Missed Me by Danu [Reviews - 190]
Severus catches Hermione doing the dishes late one night...and the song she's singing has an effect on him

Was originally as a one-shot, more chapters are currently being added.

Song fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 8
Published: 06/14/2005 Updated: 08/08/2005
Word Count: 16802 Completed: Yes

Twenty Four Little Hours by Severusgirlx [Reviews - 423]
The final battle rages. Hermione is captured and thrown in a cell, only to be joined a short while later by Snape. They have to endure unknown hours in each other's company until the ultimate battle is ended and their fates decided.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 10
Published: 04/20/2005 Updated: 07/08/2005
Word Count: 17240 Completed: Yes

Second Chance by alatariel [Reviews - 180]
There is an accident in a Potions class which has serious consequences for Snape, and Hermione's the only one who can help

Humor
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 10
Published: 03/30/2005 Updated: 01/10/2006
Word Count: 10238 Completed: No

Never Leave Me by DistinctVagueness [Reviews - 33]
“I think…this is what love might be."

Romance
Genres: General, Angst
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 07/01/2005 Updated: 07/01/2005
Word Count: 1814 Completed: Yes

Season of Change by hunnybunch [Reviews - 101]
This story is currently on hold. At this point, I can't even know when I will get back to it. I will put up a note, however, as soon as I have returned to this dimension of the Potterverse.

Hermione returns to Hogwarts.

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 8
Published: 06/29/2005 Updated: 09/03/2005
Word Count: 21974 Completed: No

She Was Beautiful to Him by Keladry Lupin [Reviews - 893]
Professor Snape has cause to think about his most insufferable student, and comes to some unexpected conclusions.

Romance
Genres: Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 17
Published: 03/06/2005 Updated: 12/03/2007
Word Count: 64749 Completed: Yes

Time After Time by Missybewitched [Reviews - 454]
A reluctant husband and his unwilling wife in a sham of a marriage. Will Severus and Hermione ever recognise each other for what they are?

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: General
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 24
Published: 12/15/2004 Updated: 02/26/2006
Word Count: 44425 Completed: No

Luring the Enchantress by southern_witch_69 [Reviews - 2036]
~Complete~ Slytherin tactics are used by Severus to lure Hermione to his lair. This will be a story of deliberate seduction. Whose side is Severus on anyway? Winner of the Multifaceted Awards, Round 5, Possibility Category (Best AU Fic).

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 42
Published: 04/16/2005 Updated: 03/25/2006
Word Count: 255186 Completed: Yes

Tomorrow by aussie mel [Reviews - 20]
Response to the 20 Minute challenge. Hermione thinks on her marriage whilst in the arms of her lover.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 06/01/2005 Updated: 06/04/2005
Word Count: 842 Completed: Yes

Master of Enchantment by Subversa [Reviews - 282]
Winner in the Best Mid-Length Story and Best Romance categories in Round One of the Most Potente Passions SSHG Awards.

It begins the summer after Seventh Year, when the war is raging on, with an unexpected moment of tenderness. What is this inexplicable feeling Hermione experiences? And how can she get Snape to discuss it with her, when all he wants to do is avoid her? Rating for last chapter, only.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 7
Published: 05/22/2005 Updated: 06/25/2005
Word Count: 30730 Completed: Yes

Send Not to Know by Subversa [Reviews - 246]
An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep -- and how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end? This story was written for the SS/HG Winter Exchange on Live Journal, for the prompt: A weekend alone for Hermione in the Granger's residence. Suddenly the Potions master turns up on her door step. For whom the bell rings, it rings for you.

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 03/25/2007 Updated: 05/11/2007
Word Count: 33936 Completed: Yes

Lea coluberque by Leo [Reviews - 62]
Hermione realises her feelings for Snape, but what will happen now... This is my first attempt at a fic, ok, so don't slate me too badly. Do tell me if you think I have the characters all wrong though!

Romance
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 06/23/2004 Updated: 06/04/2005
Word Count: 9765 Completed: No

The Potions Storeroom by Cormak [Reviews - 233]
What is believed to be a simple detention spent with Professor Snape in the Potions Storeroom, ends up becoming much more complicated emotionally and physically for Hermione Granger. PWP based on a scene from the GOF movie.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 12/15/2005 Updated: 01/10/2006
Word Count: 15663 Completed: Yes

The Visionary by Guinnevere [Reviews - 44]
What if Hermione never got to attend Hogwarts? Trapped and frustrated by a life which denies her the use of her magical powers, Hermione finds help from an unexpected quarter.

Angst
Genres: Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 01/13/2006 Updated: 01/16/2006
Word Count: 2805 Completed: Yes

Prophecy's Pawns by Leandra [Reviews - 563]
Hermione and Severus find themselves speculating about each other. Where will it lead?

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 20
Published: 12/15/2004 Updated: 08/24/2006
Word Count: 121762 Completed: Yes

A Special Gift by Andrian [Reviews - 76]
Hermione receives an unusual birthday gift. Will she be brave enough to put it to use? Complete

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 11/12/2003 Updated: 11/12/2003
Word Count: 3365 Completed: Yes

Dearest Diary by Fervesco [Reviews - 94]
Snape gets his hands on something Hermione would rather he didn't, but this leads to Snape getting his hands on something Hermione rather he did! Rewrite of 'Dear Diary'

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Fluff, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 11/27/2005 Updated: 11/27/2005
Word Count: 6633 Completed: Yes

Vanity by wartcap [Reviews - 2198]
Hermione travels back to 1977 and the consequences of her time travel may not be as you suspect. Returning to her own era, she is thrown into the events of the 'Half-Blood Price'and the sixth book is re-written from her point of view. Will her visit to the past change the fortunes of Professor Snape?

Runner up in the best adult romance category - Multifaceted Awards, round six. Voted best Action/Adventure in the OWL awards 2006 *Completed*

Humor
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 30
Published: 11/23/2005 Updated: 07/16/2006
Word Count: 163674 Completed: Yes

Playing the Game by indigo_night [Reviews - 214]
What happens when a self assured woman goes after an insecure older man? HG/SS Romance. Rating for later chapters. Compliant to OotP but a little AU now. M/F

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 7
Published: 01/26/2006 Updated: 02/27/2006
Word Count: 21025 Completed: Yes

It All Comes Down To Time by JenKM1216 [Reviews - 719]
In her seventh year, Hermione is accidentally transported nineteen years into the past where it is Severus Snape's seventh year. Against her better judgement, she begins a relationship with him. Winner in round six of the Multifaceted Awards in the Possibility and Intelligence categories.



Nominated in the first round of The Sorting Hat awards for best time travel fic.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 21
Published: 11/26/2005 Updated: 05/31/2007
Word Count: 105235 Completed: Yes

Sleepless Nights by CyanaWhite [Reviews - 62]
Hermione is awakened in the middle of the night by a mysterious shadow in her room. Before she has time to react, she finds herself in a situation she had never even dreamed of! Many strange and seemingly inexplicable events ensue.

Romance
Genres: General
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 03/25/2007 Updated: 04/23/2007
Word Count: 24523 Completed: No

Furry Matchmaking by septentrion [Reviews - 89]
Crookshanks is not pleased with his mistress' choice of partner, and decides to take things in his own paws.

Ficlets & Drabbles
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 8
Published: 03/24/2007 Updated: 04/13/2007
Word Count: 5848 Completed: Yes

Blind Date by Marianne [Reviews - 206]
The title says everything.

Romance
Genres: Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Suicide, HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 7
Published: 08/23/2005 Updated: 10/20/2005
Word Count: 15070 Completed: Yes

Damn! We Missed the Reception! by SnarkyWench [Reviews - 176]
Snape and Hermione find themselves unavoidably stuck in a situation which requires patience, indulgence, and a bit of honesty.

Fluff
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 12/09/2004 Updated: 12/09/2004
Word Count: 8672 Completed: Yes

The Truth by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 46]
Severus is hit by a spell, and The Truth is revealed. Vigorously. (I blame the Potter Place Winter Challenge #22 plot-bunny for the bite-marks on my keyboard.)

Challenge fics > Potter Place Challenges
Genres: Parody, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 05/03/2007 Updated: 05/03/2007
Word Count: 7198 Completed: Yes

Beyond All Doubt by dolefully desired [Reviews - 233]
An unusual request by the Wizengamot leads Hermione to witness a side of her professor she never imagined could be real.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Abuse, Non-consensual Sex, Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 18
Published: 04/11/2007 Updated: 04/26/2007
Word Count: 75558 Completed: Yes

Aperio Veneficus by JenKM1216 [Reviews - 59]
When Hermione Granger takes a job as a curse breaker in New Orleans, she unlocks a mysterious secret involving cursed amulets. Little does she know that, in the process, she will find love, deception, and many more surprises hidden in the still waters of Louisiana's Bayous.

Romance
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 5
Published: 05/25/2007 Updated: 07/21/2007
Word Count: 10690 Completed: Yes

Like Father, LIke Daughter by kailin [Reviews - 61]
A vignette set about two and a half years after the Epilogue of "Snape, A History". Severus learns that hard way that small children can retain quite a bit of what they see and hear.

Humor
Genres: Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 04/29/2007 Updated: 04/29/2007
Word Count: 1701 Completed: Yes

The Futility of Reason by Vocalion [Reviews - 101]
A procrastinating Potions master puts his worst foot forward as he makes an unwavering, albeit unconventional attempt to prevent Hermione’s marriage. Will forty-eight hours afford Severus Snape sufficient time to convince her that he is a supercilious and unmitigated nuisance? Written in response to the Spring Faire Festival’s “I Want to Kiss the Bride” story option.

Festival Entries
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 06/20/2005 Updated: 06/20/2005
Word Count: 10798 Completed: Yes

And So It Comes To This by odogoddess [Reviews - 56]
It's been eight years since Voldemort's fall, and Snape just wants to be left alone in his misery at Azkaban, but his new legal counsel has made it her mission to get him out of there. She will stop at nothing to see him restored to Wizarding society. Will Hermione manage? Or are the odds stacked against them both?

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Drama, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 06/17/2007 Updated: 06/26/2007
Word Count: 11943 Completed: Yes

Phantom of Hogwarts by Good_Witch [Reviews - 4093]
*NOW COMPLETE* How in the world does Hogwarts come to be doing a performance of The Phantom of the Opera? And just why is Snape so pissed about it?

General
Genres: Humor, General, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 88
Published: 08/05/2004 Updated: 07/01/2010
Word Count: 684881 Completed: Yes

Geneamorology by septentrion [Reviews - 171]
Severus is leading a quiet life after the war, until a decree by Scrimgeour makes it imperative for him to get married... very soon.

General
Genres: General
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 17
Published: 05/31/2007 Updated: 09/27/2007
Word Count: 37212 Completed: Yes

Leather by wartcap [Reviews - 94]
Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge response. Severus comes out of the closet and explores his obsession.

Challenge fics > Makeover SexGod!Snape Challenge
Genres: General, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 2
Published: 03/09/2006 Updated: 07/30/2007
Word Count: 4942 Completed: Yes

Ten Ways to Woo a Witch by StormySkize [Reviews - 286]
Now complete! When Severus learns that Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are no longer ‘an item,’ he decides to pursue her. When he asks her if he might court her, with an eye toward marriage, she thinks he’s joking. When he asks what he can do to convince her of his sincerity, she tells him that he will just have to woo her. The problem is, Severus has no idea how to go about it!

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Humor, General, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 12
Published: 08/06/2007 Updated: 09/05/2007
Word Count: 59829 Completed: Yes

Bushy and the Beast by Wonk [Reviews - 243]
A new fairy tale begins as an old one ends. Snape was cursed with ugliness when he refused shelter to an old woman, and his condition can only heal with requited love. But who could ever love a beast?

Romance
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 21
Published: 02/18/2004 Updated: 08/12/2004
Word Count: 65067 Completed: Yes

Destiny by Pearle [Reviews - 24]
More than twenty years has passed since the defeat of Lord Voldemort. The unanswered questions that bothered Hermione at the end of the war have long been forgotten as the wizarding world continues to enjoy its hard won peace, but a ghost from her past may hold the key to unlocking the unknown.

Spoiler Warning: The story takes place one year after the end of Deathly Hallows and contains spoilers for the book.



General
Genres: General, Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 08/04/2007 Updated: 08/09/2007
Word Count: 3909 Completed: Yes

Reckoning by odogoddess [Reviews - 62]
The war is finally over and Severus Snape is waiting for justice to be done. Ten years later, he still waits...

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 08/03/2007 Updated: 08/16/2007
Word Count: 17136 Completed: Yes

Lost and Found by Ehann [Reviews - 204]
Hermione returns to Hogwarts with a surprise in tow.

Drama
Genres: General
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 12
Published: 06/22/2004 Updated: 09/09/2007
Word Count: 28855 Completed: No

You Go To My Head by Stellar Snape [Reviews - 33]
While on his nightly rounds, Severus Snape is drawn to the Prefect's Bathroom by haunting, beautiful music. He finds more than he bargained for...

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 11/13/2003 Updated: 11/13/2003
Word Count: 2655 Completed: Yes

Gifts by Annie Talbot [Reviews - 340]
Sequel to I'll Never Take Advantage...Snape goes to The Ministry's Anniversary Celebration and gets more than he was expecting.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 12
Published: 01/17/2006 Updated: 03/12/2008
Word Count: 34108 Completed: Yes

Care of Magical Creatures by miamadwyn [Reviews - 1784]
The end is nigh... There will be a new chapter posted daily until the end--67 chapters total. Voted Best New Author (Lumos), Best SS/HG Romance (Amortentia) and Best SS/HG Angst (Diffindo) in The New Library Awards. Seventh-year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her--the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. All is not sweetness and light. Be careful what you ask for. Or, as has been said by many a wise witch, "Marry in haste; repent in leisure." MLC

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 67
Published: 08/23/2007 Updated: 03/15/2009
Word Count: 294155 Completed: Yes

Cupid's Arrow by vanityfair [Reviews - 90]
Snape plans to use a cupid to make Hermione more receptive of his attentions. But plans rarely go the way they are meant to. Sequel to Under the Mistletoe.

Humor
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 8
Published: 01/13/2006 Updated: 05/30/2008
Word Count: 15938 Completed: Yes

Doing Time with Hermione Granger by kailin [Reviews - 149]
Severus Snape lies dead on the floor of the Shrieking Shack. Or does he? Words of kindness and reassurance are exchanged.

Alternate Universe
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: DH, Spoilers
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 7
Published: 12/22/2007 Updated: 02/02/2008
Word Count: 24200 Completed: Yes

Phlebotonum by lizzyann [Reviews - 77]
It was the best of massages; it was the worst of massages.... Think back to the day when a seventh-year Head Girl could develop an overwhelming need to fornicate with her greasy-yet-attractive Potions master, and call it a retro-cliche smut-fest.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 12/25/2007 Updated: 01/02/2008
Word Count: 10286 Completed: Yes

Massaging the Potions Master by SevsAngel [Reviews - 39]
Severus is alone and in pain. Hermione has some extra time on her hands. Just a one shot smut cookie.

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 06/09/2004 Updated: 06/09/2004
Word Count: 2359 Completed: Yes

A Sticky Situation by RedOrchid [Reviews - 79]
A Potions accident makes professor and student incapable of keeping their hands off each other - literally. Very loosely based on the WiKtT "Bound Challenge".

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 3
Published: 01/04/2008 Updated: 02/04/2008
Word Count: 9039 Completed: Yes

The Chair by Stellar Snape [Reviews - 29]
A dark, smoky jazz bar...one empty chair. Hermione Granger walked into the Blue Cork for a drink, never knowing that the same man who would steal her chair would also steal her heart.

Song fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 11/13/2003 Updated: 11/13/2003
Word Count: 2888 Completed: Yes

Unkissed by chivalric [Reviews - 288]
Harry and Ron play a prank on Snape, but have no idea what actions and reactions it might cause, and who will get entangled in the magic.

Drama
Genres: Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 9
Published: 05/17/2008 Updated: 07/11/2008
Word Count: 49216 Completed: Yes

Out of Place by Zhaneraal [Reviews - 48]
Severus Snape is not the ideal prospective son-in-law. When Hermione's family meets her new beau, tempers flare and decisions must be made by her family. One shot.

General
Genres: General, Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 11/16/2005 Updated: 11/17/2005
Word Count: 2637 Completed: Yes

Rude Awakening by Annie Talbot [Reviews - 68]
Many years post-Epilogue, Hermione receives a visit from Draco Malfoy. Why on earth would he seek out the Trio?

Romance
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 4
Published: 08/02/2008 Updated: 12/20/2008
Word Count: 7620 Completed: No

The Love You Take by Subversa [Reviews - 1258]
Now Complete! Winner, Rd 3 SSHG Awards, Best PWP and Runner-Up for Best Epic/Saga. ~Winner Rd 3 Quill to Parchment for Best Fanon Het, Best AU, Best WIP!~ Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 28
Published: 08/29/2007 Updated: 11/01/2008
Word Count: 152868 Completed: Yes

Consuming Me by shellsnapeluver [Reviews - 325]
What would Severus Snape do to get what he desires the most? Anything--no matter the consequences.

Angst
Genres: Drama, Angst, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Abuse, Non-consensual Sex, Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 32
Published: 05/29/2008 Updated: 07/21/2010
Word Count: 123075 Completed: Yes

This Present Darkness by kizzy7 [Reviews - 153]
Hermione is forced to consult a bitter Snape about a mysterious potion... Rating is for later chapters. Completely AU.

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Violence
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 14
Published: 09/22/2008 Updated: 04/07/2009
Word Count: 46355 Completed: No

Sharing Something Special by southern_witch_69 [Reviews - 17]
Hermione decides to do something nice for Snape.

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Conservative Chapters: 1
Published: 09/28/2008 Updated: 09/28/2008
Word Count: 1140 Completed: Yes

Reminiscing by Amethyst [Reviews - 28]
Severus reflects on his life and his love

Angst
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character, Death
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 11/05/2003 Updated: 11/05/2003
Word Count: 5347 Completed: Yes

The Spirit That Remembers by Elise_Wanderer [Reviews - 130]
The war is over, and Severus Snape is dead—or is he? Hermione Granger, with the help of Harry Potter, begins to work on redeeming his memory. In the process, she uncovers the power of memory itself. Canon-compliant—despite JKR’s best efforts. Complete in 19 chapters plus Prologue and Epilogue (what Epilogue?).

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, General, Drama, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Character Death, Violence
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 21
Published: 09/01/2008 Updated: 09/24/2008
Word Count: 43774 Completed: Yes

Incident at the Supermarket by septentrion [Reviews - 14]
Severus comes back from the supermarket without the groceries.

Humor
Genres: Parody, Humor, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 1
Published: 08/01/2009 Updated: 08/02/2009
Word Count: 539 Completed: Yes

Blood, Sex, Love, Magic by neelix [Reviews - 110]
Marriage Law with a twist.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 14
Published: 09/22/2010 Updated: 10/07/2010
Word Count: 30662 Completed: Yes

Inevitable by EggplantAndCaviar [Reviews - 667]
Hermione has always relied on logic, but when she starts having prophetic dreams about a potion that leads you to your soulmate, logic won't matter. She is about to have an encounter with the two things she fears most: Divination and Professor Snape. AU SINCE HBP

Romance
Genres: Humor, Drama, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 16
Published: 02/25/2005 Updated: 05/08/2008
Word Count: 60709 Completed: Yes

That Language He Has Never Spoken by madqueenmab [Reviews - 126]
COMPLETE! Snape lies dying on the Shrieking Shack floor, hemorrhaging silver thought. Here are a few key memories that Potter failed to collect. This chapter: She’s not much like Lily, but Lily would have liked her. The only time he’s really laughed since the Dark Lord’s return was overhearing the girl tell Black’s painted mother that Toujours Pur was the slogan for the brand of orange juice she drank in France on holiday.

Drama
Genres: General, Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Tragedy
Warnings: Character, Death, HBP, Spoilers, DH, Spoilers
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 01/11/2008 Updated: 02/29/2008
Word Count: 8736 Completed: Yes

Snapey Went A Courting by AprilGrey [Reviews - 370]
There's only one Witch for Snape, unfortunately she hates him!

Humor
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 27
Published: 03/19/2004 Updated: 06/13/2004
Word Count: 86971 Completed: Yes

Saint Valentine's Liquorice by Subversa [Reviews - 42]
Seventh-year Hermione has been sexually acting-out all over the castle. What reason will she give the Potions master during her detention? A sizzling little one-shot PWP.

Romance
Genres: Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 02/20/2006 Updated: 02/26/2006
Word Count: 4777 Completed: Yes

Getting Past Broken by TycheSong [Reviews - 88]
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest 2013 based on a prompt by Shiv5468. It is complete in six parts. Winner of Best Threesome/Moresome in the 2013 Fall/Winter HP Fan Fic Fan Poll Awards on Live Journal.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 6
Published: 07/29/2014 Updated: 09/20/2014
Word Count: 52505 Completed: Yes

I Have A Secret by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 186]
Professor Snape is missing, and Hermione is asked to fill in as Potions Mistress until he is found.

Romance
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 02/02/2005 Updated: 02/04/2005
Word Count: 23845 Completed: Yes

The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane by Teddy Radiator [Reviews - 145]
Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Perhaps this Beltane stuff may just be the ticket to help them out as well. Written for Jenidralph in the winter 2013 LiveJournal SSHG_Prompfest.

Challenge fics > sshg-promptfest
Genres: Humor, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 13
Published: 02/01/2014 Updated: 03/09/2014
Word Count: 66090 Completed: Yes

A Bit of Christmas Providence by celisnebula [Reviews - 15]
A single, strange moment haunts an emotionally wounded Hermione. In a twist of Christmas providence, fate has given her another chance – she only has to be brave enough to grasp the opportunity.

Challenge fics > HG/SS Exchange
Genres: General, Drama, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 03/25/2007 Updated: 03/25/2007
Word Count: 4212 Completed: Yes

Frogs In Winter 01 by ladyofthemasque [Reviews - 157]
Draco learns over drinks one night that Severus wants Hermione Granger in his bed, and drunkenly decides to acquire her for his godfather. Add in a mishap with Veritaserum, and more than the usual mayhem ensues!

Humor
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Plot? What Plot?
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 2
Published: 01/11/2005 Updated: 01/11/2005
Word Count: 15157 Completed: Yes

A Working Relationship by selened [Reviews - 334]
*COMPLETE!!!* The Headmaster decides that Professor Snape needs an assistant. I wonder who he'll appoint?

Drama
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Character Death, Abuse
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 20
Published: 10/07/2004 Updated: 01/16/2005
Word Count: 42998 Completed: Yes

A Well-Made Match by southern_witch_69 [Reviews - 31]
Hermione's life takes an unexpected turn due to a medical issue. What she wants is still possible, just not with the man she thought she'd have it with. Meanwhile, Severus is being pushed in different directions. Luckily, one of those paths lead to Hermione. This is a take on LOTM's YLC Challenge

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 3
Published: 11/27/2010 Updated: 06/30/2014
Word Count: 7370 Completed: No

The Marriage Lottery by duj [Reviews - 16]
Post DH MLC (no smut, but the story's not for children): Azkaban was too good for that snake. First, he'd manipulated Harry into Dying For Dumbledore, then he'd repudiated the Lily memories at his trial - "Love someone with the poor taste to marry a Potter? Me?" - and advertised his new business by faking on the spot a Nineteen Years Later vignette...

Romance
Genres: Humor, Angst
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 3
Published: 01/23/2016 Updated: 03/05/2016
Word Count: 5977 Completed: No

Everything I've Ever Done by duj [Reviews - 521]
For seven years, she’d done everything she could think of to gain his respect without ever receiving so much as one “Well done” on a perfect essay, one look of approval for a faultless potion. So here she was, one last throw of the dice, one last attempt to break through to him.

Romance
Genres: Drama
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 29
Published: 09/16/2005 Updated: 05/21/2007
Word Count: 87418 Completed: Yes

Improbable Felicity by Subversa [Reviews - 248]
In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 11
Published: 07/13/2007 Updated: 07/20/2007
Word Count: 58291 Completed: Yes

Biting off more than you can chew by Shiv5468 [Reviews - 120]
Hermione has had an unpleasant experience......

Drama
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 1
Published: 03/22/2005 Updated: 03/22/2005
Word Count: 1873 Completed: Yes

Love Vigilantes by potionsmistress23 [Reviews - 117]
They thought the war was going to be difficult enough, but Hermione and Severus find themselves fighting more battles than they bargained for. Can they make it out alive?

Romance
Genres: General, Drama, Friendship, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Character Death, Self Mutilation, Torture, Violence
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 37
Published: 03/02/2010 Updated: 08/11/2011
Word Count: 102224 Completed: No

My Wedding Day by Anneliese [Reviews - 25]
Severus Snape's reflections on his wedding day. Translation of "El Día de mi boda" made by Hechicera.

Romance
Genres: Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 02/22/2010 Updated: 02/23/2010
Word Count: 4210 Completed: Yes

Christmas Magic by cocoachristy [Reviews - 144]
Hermione's Christmas cheer falters when she sees a melancholy Snape. No one should spend such a happy holiday alone. My take on the How It Could Be Christmas Challenge issued by Southern Witch 69 over at her Yahoo!Group, Potter Place.

Challenge fics
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 5
Published: 11/29/2005 Updated: 01/01/2006
Word Count: 11310 Completed: Yes

A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 [Reviews - 985]
My response to the Wikkt Marriage challenge - in which Hermione and I break all the rules

Challenge fics > Marriage Law Challenges
Genres: General
Warnings: Character Death
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 27
Published: 04/01/2004 Updated: 02/06/2016
Word Count: 128376 Completed: No

A Gift of Time by Leraiv Snape [Reviews - 812]
“Granger, Hermione.” None of the students heard the catch in Professor McGonagall's voice. And even if they had, they would have attributed it to dryness of her throat, not to sudden shock. Before them, in the space of breaths it took to say her name, Severus Snape, their colleague of thirty-one years had dissolved, leaving a blossoming adolescent of seventeen.

Romance
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance
Warnings: HBP, Spoilers
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 21
Published: 02/08/2006 Updated: 11/23/2008
Word Count: 147215 Completed: No

Terms and Conditions by mt_nestor [Reviews - 9]
Hermione and Severus' friendship was forged in adversity and strengthened in commonality. Will it survive when good fortune smiles on one of them?

Challenge fics > sshg-promptfest
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 08/16/2015 Updated: 08/18/2015
Word Count: 3229 Completed: Yes

Quartet by Oracle Obscured [Reviews - 138]
An accidental audience. An unforgettable performance. An encore of epic proportions. Magic, sex, love, kink—melding into a harmonious whole. SS/LM/HG/DM

Romance
Genres: Humor, Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance, Alternate Universe, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: BDSM, Slash
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 73
Published: 02/05/2017 Updated: 10/04/2018
Word Count: 332844 Completed: No

A Naughty Witch's Guide to Sexual Pleasure by Oracle Obscured [Reviews - 12]
When Hermione fills in for an ailing Pince, Severus reaps the benefits. SS/HG/LM

Porn Without Plot
Genres: Humor, Menage a trois, Romance, Plot? What Plot?, Alternate Universe
Warnings: BDSM
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 1
Published: 12/04/2016 Updated: 12/04/2016
Word Count: 8489 Completed: Yes

Getting the Best of the Gloomilows by zaubernuss [Reviews - 112]
Sequel to 'A Kiss for the Netherfairies' After their life-changing encounter, Severus is adamant that he and Hermione keep their distance until graduation. But how can he turn his back when he finds that Hermione is suffering? Can Occlumency help? A story about healing and finding new perspective. M-rated (to be on the safe side) - for adult themes, descriptions of violence, mild PTSD and sexual content. SS/HG

Romance
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: none
Rating: Brazen Chapters: 24
Published: 11/01/2017 Updated: 09/01/2018
Word Count: 136569 Completed: Yes

Hermione Granger and the Taciturn Shopkeeper by PlaidPooka [Reviews - 120]
Now complete. A hurried journey through the rain, a hastily turned corner, and Hermione runs right into a man she never thought to see again. No. That man is dead, so who is this doppelganger?

Romance
Genres: Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 25
Published: 09/18/2018 Updated: 10/11/2018
Word Count: 54697 Completed: Yes

Unforced Error by MissWhich [Reviews - 142]
Hermione finds herself in a very unusual prison with an unexpected cellmate. Canon-divergent.

Drama
Genres: Mystery/Suspense, Drama, Angst, Action/Adventure, Romance
Warnings: Torture, Violence
Rating: Lascivious Chapters: 23
Published: 10/01/2017 Updated: 02/18/2018
Word Count: 69679 Completed: Yes

As Plain as the Nose on Your Face by Corylea [Reviews - 7]
Hermione realizes that she's fallen in love with Snape when she finds herself admiring his nose.

Romance
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: none
Rating: Suggestive Chapters: 1
Published: 01/15/2018 Updated: 01/15/2018
Word Count: 2105 Completed: Yes

A Slip of the Tongue by GinnyW [Reviews - 489]
Ron wonders why he and Hermione have yet to start a romantic relationship and he takes drastic measures to find out. *Winner of Best Pride Fic* in Round 6 of the Multifaceted Awards!

General
Genres: General, Drama, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Rating: Wanton Chapters: 11
Published: 04/10/2006 Updated: 12/22/2007
Word Count: 43783 Completed: Yes

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