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Anything Goes


This story is completed.

1. Prologue I: I Concentrate on You by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 41]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Summary: Grumpy Professor, bushy-haired Unspeakable, humor, lemons... and Cole Porter! *Complete!* (2678 words)
2. Prologue II: All Through the Night by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 37]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Grumpy Professor, bushy-haired Unspeakable. Humor, lemonade... Cole Porter! (2718 words)
3. Chapter 1: Easy to Love by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: We rejoin our heroes a year and a half after they leave Hogwarts... and the true action of the story begins. (1378 words)
4. Chapter 2: I Am in Love by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 23]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Snape contemplates life as he prepares for the newly reinstated "traditional" Yule Ball. (1178 words)
5. Chapter 3: Anything Goes by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 6]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: All dressed up, with places to go. (2444 words)
6. Chapter 4: I Get a Kick Out of You by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 36]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Our heroes get over their Disillusionment; dancing and profanity ensue. (1676 words)
7. Chapter 5: Let's Do It (Let's Fall in Love) by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 6]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Ginny's shoes are cruel (and so, unintentionally, is Harry...) (1777 words)
8. Chapter 6: All of You by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 19]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione and Snape get behind closed doors. (2184 words)
9. Chapter 7: It's All Right With Me by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 18]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Ginny suffers the inevitable consequences of too much angst and fairy mead. (1169 words)
10. Chapter 8: Why Can't You Behave? by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 24]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Because Hermione, despite what Snape seems to assume, just isn't that kind of girl... (3212 words)
11. Chapter 9: In the Still of the Night by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 7]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Moonlight contemplation by Hermione and Snape regarding the evening's events. (799 words)
12. Chapter 10: Night and Day by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: The juveniles behave like, well... juveniles, while Hermione does some packing. (1635 words)
13. Chapter 11: You Do Something to Me by swooning (Wanton) [Reviews - 25]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Research begins. (2705 words)
14. Chapter 12: Let's Misbehave by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 25]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Sometimes "not quite enough" turns out to be altogether too much. The last H/G-focused chapter for a while. (2453 words)
15. Chapter 13: I've Got You Under My Skin by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 31]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Don't let the Neville at the start fool you... this chapter is all about SS/HG and little, yellow, citrus fruits. (4423 words)
16. Chapter 14: You Do Something to Me (Reprise) by swooning (Conservative) [Reviews - 33]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: How Neville gets his groove back. (2782 words)
17. Chapter 15: You're the Top by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 26]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: Snape analyzes the Neville incident, Hermione analyzes Snape's library, and then much friskiness ensues. (2717 words)
18. Chapter 16: After You, Who? by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 24]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: From one morning after to the next. (3493 words)
19. Chapter 17: Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 19]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: A chance encounter in the Three Broomsticks; cliches, existential angst, and a potential misunderstanding. (3460 words)
20. Chapter 18: Just One of Those Things by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 28]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Summary: All good things must come to an end, or at least to a pause. (2570 words)
21. Chapter 19: Always True to You in My Fashion by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 18]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Summary: A breakup that anyone should have seen coming, and a long-awaited resolution to some tension. (5818 words)
22. Chapter 20: What is this Thing Called Love? by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 22]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Summary: Ron may yet get a clue; Hermione may yet get some satisfaction; Dumbledore and McGonagall may yet get a new DADA teacher. (3844 words)
23. Chapter 21: So in Love by swooning (Lascivious) [Reviews - 17]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: The third alternative is sought and found, to the satisfaction of both parties. (9038 words)
24. Epilogue: Anything Goes (Reprise) by swooning (Brazen) [Reviews - 76]
Genres: Humor, General, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: none
Summary: The Second Annual New Traditional Yule Ball. (2493 words)


This story is completed.

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