Ashwinder :: To bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses

Ourobouros

This story is completed.

1. Tea time by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 88]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. (2541 words)

2. Strange meeting by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 54]
Genres: Parody, Humor
Warnings: none
Summary: Severus meets Hermione (3184 words)

3. Severus, Hermione and Voltaire by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 19]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Book club (2305 words)

4. Starbucks by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 28]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Another Death Eater meeting (2447 words)

5. The Red Dress (Part 1) by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 28]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: House elves and skulls abound (2993 words)

6. Feeling Blue by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 27]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione meets Narcissa (2652 words)

7. Feeling Tangerine by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 25]
Genres: Parody, Fluff
Warnings: none
Summary: Bellatrix and Voldemort bond over Byron, Severus and Hermione have a breakthrough. (3314 words)

8. The Cat's Meow by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 26]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione converses with the Death Eaters. Voldemort's hands smell delicious. (3871 words)

9. Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 21]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: An American transfer student arrives and Dumbledore tells a secret. (2631 words)

10. Lusty Letters by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 16]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: The DE sort through Susan's love letters (2445 words)

11. Passions and Purebloods by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Rita meets Voldemort and Harmione. (2637 words)

12. Ho!Mione by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 19]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione gets a makeover, because, as one writer informed me when I left them a comment saying that Hermione seemed unlikely to wear a leather corset and fishnets, "Stories without makeovers sux. People like makeovers. Every good fic has a makeover in it." If only Tolstoy had known! Just imagine what he might have produced... (3399 words)

13. A Horse of a Different Color by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 16]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Susan talks about what she wants. Snape and Hermione fail to understand her desires, but Trevor the Tapeworm does. (2764 words)

14. There is a Manor in the Clouds by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 13]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Snape discusses his manor in the South of France, and Bellatrix provides helpful suggestions. (2740 words)

15. Pureblooded Love Monkey by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 22]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Draco sets forth to seduce Susan. (2624 words)

16. Verdant Bodies by Nagini (Brazen) [Reviews - 17]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Hermione talks to Ginny (2462 words)

17. A Bed of Roses by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 28]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: I'm terribly sorry about the long delay in updating - family issues along with the Holidays made it difficult. In the future you can look forward to a new chapter every 1 or 2 weeks - I swear. Death Eater party commences in this chapter. (2900 words)

18. Teh Hot SEXXORS! by Nagini (Lascivious) [Reviews - 33]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: They have sex. It would hardly be a Snape/Hermione romance if they didn't. (2771 words)

19. Days of Corpses and Roses by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 23]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: The morning after. (2681 words)

20. Trevor is not Esme by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 26]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: Despite their loose physical resemblance, Trevor would like to report that he shares no characteristics with Esme, his better known PtQ counterpart. Trevor finds Esme just a little too fuzzy, while Trevor is cool and stealthy as an iceworm. (2725 words)

21. Come to Order by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: none
Summary: With the Dark Side gradually gaining power through sex scandals, the Axis of Virtue attempts to form a coalition to defeat them and defend Hogwarts. (2543 words)

22. Ashes, Ashes, They All Fall Down by Nagini (Lascivious) [Reviews - 21]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Summary: A picnic. A slumber party. A slumber party spiced with death! (2916 words)

23. Danse Macabre by Nagini (Lascivious) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Summary: The reaction of the DE to Lucius's most extraordinary handling of events and what became of Trevor the Tapeworm. (2335 words)

24. Let Us Go Then, You and I by Nagini (Wanton) [Reviews - 43]
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Character Death
Summary: They've come to the end of the road. (2558 words)

This story is completed.