1. Chapter 1-... You Don't Know Who is Listening. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 11]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance, Alternate Universe
Warnings: BDSM, Non-consensual Sex
Summary: Hermione discusses her crushes on the train to Hogwarts, little does she know that she is overheard. There is a plan to draw her into a web of conspiracies that could either destroy the wizarding world or save it from itself. AU (1706 words)
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2. Chapter2- ...You May Get More Than You Bargained For by Zephyr (Conservative) [Reviews - 4]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: "What in Merlin’s name was he doing? First Professor Snape, now Malfoy, what was this “Seduce Hermione Granger Day’?" (1343 words)
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3. Chapter 3 -- ...You don’t know what Slytherins are up to by Zephyr (Conservative) [Reviews - 2]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: She called the password when she was five feet from the portrait and kept walking through it and began to yell for Malfoy. “Draco Malfoy get your lily white ferret ass out here.” (1376 words)
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4. Chapter 4 – …You don’t know who is watching your dreams by Zephyr (Conservative) [Reviews - 3]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: "He would just have to see what king of mischief could turn that into. He wondered idly what Snape would think of this little tidbit but in the end he decided to keep it to him self. Seems that a little Legilimency practice was in order tonight. If all went well he could plant a few seeds of his own." (1490 words)
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5. Chapter 5 – …You don’t know when the tables will be turned. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 2]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: "He finally made it to the Professor’s door and at his knock a curt “Come in” was issued. Draco opened the door and gave his mentor a hard look, “What did you do to her?” " (1515 words)
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6. Chapter 6 – …You don’t know who is out to get you. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 1]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: " “You know I hate you.” She said quietly.
Draco’s hand came up to her hip from where it had rested on the back of the couch. “No one ever said you had to like me.” " (1406 words)
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7. Chapter 7 – ...You can never be sure what dreams may tell you. by Zephyr (Conservative) [Reviews - 2]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: "She raked her nails down his body and he groaned softly when she cupped his erection. She squeezed him gently and lowered her voice even further, “Yes, I see that you do…" (1494 words)
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8. Chapter 8 – ...You never know when you’ll get caught. by Zephyr (Conservative) [Reviews - 1]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: " “When you want to take care of the itch Granger, you know where to find me.” He said in her ear as he ran his fingers up her thigh. He smirked at her as he walked away." (1210 words)
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9. Chapter 9 - …You never know what will happen in detention by Zephyr (Conservative) [Reviews - 13]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Summary: "She spun quickly around to see Professor Snape and Draco leaning against the door side-by-side looking at her with almost identical smirks. Her mind began a mantra of, "Oh Shit, oh-shit-oh-shit-oh-shit." " (1883 words)
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10. Chapter 10 - …You never know what a Deatheater will want when visiting. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 6]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: "Draco came toward her with her black Gryffindor robe in his hands, which he silently settled on her shoulders then he stepped quickly away, giving her the space that he seemed to instinctively know she needed." (1332 words)
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11. Chapter 11 - …You never know whose plots will involve you. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 1]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: "Hermione was silent for a few minutes. Finally she asked the question that had really been on her mind since she had come up to the library… “Was what Professor Snape said to me true? That the two of you have wanted me?” " (1642 words)
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12. Chapter 12 - …You never know how Gryffindors will react to bad news. by Zephyr (Wanton) [Reviews - 2]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: " “They are Deatheaters, Hermione. How do we know that they won’t just turn you over to Vol-Voldemort anyway?”
Draco stood slowly then thrust a bare forearm under Ron’s nose. Hermione knew what Ron would find there." (1761 words)
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13. Chapter 13 - …You never know how much fun deception can be. by Zephyr (Wanton) [Reviews - 8]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: " “She’s made her choice, Ron. We’ll be here for you ‘Mione when he breaks your heart.” Harry said before he turned his back deliberately and walked away. Ron gave a snort of disgust and followed. " (1582 words)
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14. Chapter 14 - …You never know when you will enjoy a ‘ménage a trois’. by Zephyr (Conservative) [Reviews - 7]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: “No panties Miss Granger?” Severus growled in her ear. “Twenty points to Gryffindor.”
(2199 words)
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15. Chapter 15 - …You never know when friends will help you out. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 7]
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: “Touch yourself Hermione,” Draco said huskily his eyes roaming her half undressed body. “Let me see you.”
(1436 words)
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16. Chapter 16 - …You never know when acting like a slut will work in your favor. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 10]
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: “Perfect as usual.” Severus said softly in Hermione’s ear. “Tonight is mine, Hermione. Nine o’clock.” (2368 words)
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17. Chapter 17 - …You never know when a prophecy will fall into your lap. by Zephyr (Wanton) [Reviews - 13]
Genres: Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Summary: “Guys, you need to tell Professor Snape what just happened all right?” Hermione asked. “I have to see Ginny about something.” (1158 words)
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18. Chapter 18 - …You never know when things are going to get binding. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois
Warnings: none
Summary: It was Severus, though, who answered her. “There is something that we would like you to consider,” he said softly. “We didn't quite know how to bring this up.”
(2604 words)
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19. Chapter 19 - … You never know a Dark Lord’s reaction. by Zephyr (Wanton) [Reviews - 12]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Romance, Friendship
Warnings: none
Summary: " The last week had been spent preparing. She and Draco had studied advanced defensive magic as well as some useful curses. Hermione had also undergone a crash course in Occlumency. " (2340 words)
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20. Chapter 20 - …You never know from whence an attack will strike. by Zephyr (Wanton) [Reviews - 13]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Summary: She began noticing some smoldering looks passing between the two when they thought she wasn’t looking or too deep in conversation to notice. Could it be that her men had a relationship as well?
(2683 words)
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21. Chapter 21 - …You never know when you have to meet the in-laws. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 19]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Severus and Draco looked at each other with twin looks of horror. Meet Hermione’s parents? Explain the situation to her father?
‘That’s it,’ they thought simultaneously. ‘I’m dead.’
(2704 words)
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22. Chapter 22 - …You never know what gifts Christmas will bring. by Zephyr (Wanton) [Reviews - 14]
Genres: Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: BDSM
Summary: “It doesn’t bother you does it? That they are lovers.” Severus’s mother gave her a piercing look as if daring her to deny it. (4590 words)
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23. Chapter 23- …You Don’t Know When You’ll Catch a Wolf in the Hen House. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 7]
Genres: Angst, Menage a trois
Warnings: Torture, Non-consensual Sex
Summary: “With your father gone missing, you are moving up with in my inner circle. I shall be relying on you more and more now, Draco.”
(2997 words)
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24. Chapter 24- ...You never know when the beauty of love will hit you hardest. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Summary: “I love you, Severus. You know that.” Draco said softly tears welling in his eyes. “But I love Hermione as well." (2948 words)
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25. Chapter 25-… You Never know When Idle Gossip will Bite You in the Ass by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 5]
Genres: Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Summary: Severus slammed a hand down on the table with a loud smack, causing the hall to fall deathly silent but for the screech of the owl as it took off and fled the hall. Severus gave Albus a look that plainly said that a meeting was required.
(1844 words)
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26. Chapter 26-… You Never Know When Your Other Mother-In-Law will Issue a Summons. by Zephyr (Wanton) [Reviews - 15]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois
Warnings: none
Summary: Cornelius Fudge gasped for breath as his eyes widened. Severus chose that moment to usher Hermione out of the office to let Albus calm the apoplectic Minister of Magic.
(2944 words)
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27. Chapter 27-… You Never Know How Your Father-In-Law Will Choose To Make a Point. by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 7]
Genres: Drama, Angst, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: Having three powerful witches demanding the arrest of a reporter, not to mention that the youngest of the three was involved in a scandal bigger than when former Minster Dimwright’s wife was found kanoodling with the undersecretary’s daughter.
(1873 words)
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28. Chapter 28-… You Should Never Under Estimate Your Enemy by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 19]
Genres: Menage a trois
Warnings: Non-consensual Sex
Summary: With a snort of exasperation Draco cut in, “Yes, yes. Been there, answered that.”
(2557 words)
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29. Chapter 29-… You Can Always Count on Your Enemy Having an Ace in the Hole by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 22]
Genres: Drama, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: Slash
Summary: “Now wait just one bloody minute,” Hermione hissed, wrapping her fingers around her mother-in-law’s arm, “Take me back. Take me back to Hogwarts right now.”
(2078 words)
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30. Chapter 30 -… You will Sometimes Get It by Zephyr (Lascivious) [Reviews - 68]
Genres: Drama, Menage a trois, Romance
Warnings: none
Summary: “Draco, what did you expect when you told her to name him? If I remember correctly you wrote, ‘what ever name you come up with will be fine’.” Severus hid a small smile behind his glass, “Not that you have much room to complain, Geoffrey.”
(2260 words)
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