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Reviews for Discovering True Lurve--er--Love

hot_stuff112013.05.17 - 04:08AM1: One-shotSigned
OMG the parody at the very beginning of those wretched summaries that make me want to CLAW MY EYES OUT was fantastically funny! “~~~~Snape~~is~~a~~sex~~god~~and~~sexy~~beast~~~~” Best line break ever!!! “I got tired of those horrid greying underpants, so I bought these at Merlin’s Secret.” OH DEAR GOD. I must admit that even I, who am pretty much in love with Sev, shudder at the canon greying underpants. I also admit that I use the “black silk boxers” in way too many of my concupiscent fics. :P “Most women don't have orgasms their first time, but you will have at least three.” TEEHEE. Oh yes, and it normally hurts LIKE HELL for a REALLY LONG TIME after a cherry is popped, but you will only hurt for about 1.5 seconds and then you will be in ecstasy. “Stick that delicious piece of man meat in my soup bowl!” I DIED. First I clawed out my eyes AGAIN, and then I DIED. Rolling on the floor laughing right now... “If I get like 25 reviews, I'll add it in as a flashback next chapter.” Nice. I hate “hostage for reviews” fic authors.

Alexa19932011.10.19 - 09:14AM1: One-shotSigned
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auriel1232009.07.23 - 07:46PM1: One-shotSigned
soup bowl!? lmao! That was hilarious, really! And we DO have Ann Summers, which is probably the equivalent of Victoria's secret!

NotSoVirginGoddess2009.04.08 - 07:24PM1: One-shotSigned
Unfortunately we don't have Victoria Secret's over here boohoo. Loved the story!

Merry Grace2008.10.28 - 03:52PM1: One-shotSigned
That was amazingly awkwardly hilarious. Almost painful, but SO FUNNY. lol

Babelfish2008.04.29 - 02:30PM1: One-shotSigned
ahahahaha!!!

freddiesgirl2007.07.08 - 11:10PM1: One-shotSigned
man meat and soup bowl were definitely the climax of the story. was laughing forever about that. sounds very much like some middle school pickup line. lol great job!

TRMTF2007.06.27 - 05:37PM1: One-shotSigned
That was absolutely hilarious. I have seen so many stories written like that... only the authors were actually being serious. I am hoping that with practice they will grow as writers but in the mean time.... anyway that made me laugh really really hard; especially the 'come... get it.... come' part.

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