Reviews for Discovering True Lurve--er--Love
hot_stuff11 | 2013.05.17 - 04:08AM | 1: One-shot | Signed |
OMG the parody at the very beginning of those wretched summaries that make me want to CLAW MY EYES OUT was fantastically funny!
“~~~~Snape~~is~~a~~sex~~god~~and~~sexy~~beast~~~~” Best line break ever!!!
“I got tired of those horrid greying underpants, so I bought these at Merlin’s Secret.” OH DEAR GOD. I must admit that even I, who am pretty much in love with Sev, shudder at the canon greying underpants. I also admit that I use the “black silk boxers” in way too many of my concupiscent fics. :P
“Most women don't have orgasms their first time, but you will have at least three.” TEEHEE. Oh yes, and it normally hurts LIKE HELL for a REALLY LONG TIME after a cherry is popped, but you will only hurt for about 1.5 seconds and then you will be in ecstasy.
“Stick that delicious piece of man meat in my soup bowl!” I DIED. First I clawed out my eyes AGAIN, and then I DIED.
Rolling on the floor laughing right now...
“If I get like 25 reviews, I'll add it in as a flashback next chapter.” Nice. I hate “hostage for reviews” fic authors. |
Alexa1993 | 2011.10.19 - 09:14AM | 1: One-shot | Signed |
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auriel123 | 2009.07.23 - 07:46PM | 1: One-shot | Signed |
soup bowl!?
lmao!
That was hilarious, really!
And we DO have Ann Summers, which is probably the equivalent of Victoria's secret!
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NotSoVirginGoddess | 2009.04.08 - 07:24PM | 1: One-shot | Signed |
Unfortunately we don't have Victoria Secret's over here boohoo. Loved the story! |
Merry Grace | 2008.10.28 - 03:52PM | 1: One-shot | Signed |
That was amazingly awkwardly hilarious. Almost painful, but SO FUNNY. lol |
Babelfish | 2008.04.29 - 02:30PM | 1: One-shot | Signed |
ahahahaha!!! |
freddiesgirl | 2007.07.08 - 11:10PM | 1: One-shot | Signed |
man meat and soup bowl were definitely the climax of the story. was laughing forever about that. sounds very much like some middle school pickup line. lol great job! |
TRMTF | 2007.06.27 - 05:37PM | 1: One-shot | Signed |
That was absolutely hilarious. I have seen so many stories written like that... only the authors were actually being serious. I am hoping that with practice they will grow as writers but in the mean time.... anyway that made me laugh really really hard; especially the 'come... get it.... come' part. |
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